Riding Daphne chords by Infant Sorrow

Intro: A5

Verse:
D
With my pen and paper
Bm
I am sitting at my tabletop
    C
And once again
  D
I think of riding Daphne.


D
Cherry lips and curvy hips
Bm
And bucking like a quarter-horse
G

I sit here and I think of riding Daphne.

Chorus:

G
Ooooh riding Daphne.
G
Ooooh riding Daphne.

Post Chorus:

     B5
I'll settle in
    A5
Now strap me in
       G5
You'll mount me with your bristley thighs
       A#5
You'll chafe me
           A5
I'm riding Daphne.

Verse:

D
On her knees she gave a blow
Bm
Like standing on fresh fallen snow
     D
Besmirching the sweet innocence of Daphne
D
In her white coat and stethoscope
Bm
She came so hard she couldn't cope
D
She done it in front of her bloke
G
Our Daphne.

Chorus:

G
Ooooh riding Daphne.
G
Ooooh riding Daphne.

Post Chorus:
     B5
I'll settle in
    A5
Now strap me in
       G5
You'll bind me in with gaffer's tape
       A#5
You'll gaff me
           A5
I'm riding Daphne.

Bridge:

C
Playing doctor with my doctor mate
  G
I think we could rocked her mate
D
Thanks for waiting patiently
Em
And taking slobby dregs, mate
C
Hope there's no hard feelings
         D
'Bout my manhood on your leg.

Solo:

(rhythm guitar plays the same thing as in verse)

Verse:

D
She took the Hippocratic oath
Bm
She took my manhood in her throat
D
She knows the Heimlich she won't choke
D
Not Daphne.


D
She dropped her drawers and sat on me
Bm
While watching Grey's Anatomy
D
And checked my prostate glad for free
G
Did Daphne.

Chorus:

G
Ooooh riding Daphne.
G
Ooooh riding Daphne.

Post Chorus:

     B5
I'll settle in
    A5
Now strap me in
       G5
You'll bind me in with gaffer's tape
       A#5
You'll gaff me
           A5
I'm riding Daphne.

Chorus:

G
Ooooh riding Daphne.
G