Riding Daphne chords by Infant Sorrow

Chords with lyrics

Intro: A5A5

Verse:
D MajorD
With my pen and paper
B minorBm
I am sitting at my tabletop
  C majorC
And once again
 D MajorD
I think of riding Daphne.


D MajorD
Cherry lips and curvy hips
B minorBm
And bucking like a quarter-horse
G+G
I sit here and I think of riding Daphne.

Chorus:

G+G
Ooooh riding Daphne.
G+G
Ooooh riding Daphne.

Post Chorus:

   B5B5
I'll settle in
  A5A5
Now strap me in
    G5G5
You'll mount me with your bristley thighs
    A#5A#5
You'll chafe me
      A5A5
I'm riding Daphne.

Verse:

D MajorD
On her knees she gave a blow
B minorBm
Like standing on fresh fallen snow
   D MajorD
Besmirching the sweet innocence of Daphne
D MajorD
In her white coat and stethoscope
B minorBm
She came so hard she couldn't cope
D MajorD
She done it in front of her bloke
G+G
Our Daphne.

Chorus:

G+G
Ooooh riding Daphne.
G+G
Ooooh riding Daphne.

Post Chorus:
   B5B5
I'll settle in
  A5A5
Now strap me in
    G5G5
You'll bind me in with gaffer's tape
    A#5A#5
You'll gaff me
      A5A5
I'm riding Daphne.

Bridge:

C majorC
Playing doctor with my doctor mate
 G+G
I think we could rocked her mate
D MajorD
Thanks for waiting patiently
E minorEm
And taking slobby dregs, mate
C majorC
Hope there's no hard feelings
     D MajorD
'Bout my manhood on your leg.

Solo:

(rhythm guitar plays the same thing as in verse)

Verse:

D MajorD
She took the Hippocratic oath
B minorBm
She took my manhood in her throat
D MajorD
She knows the Heimlich she won't choke
D MajorD
Not Daphne.

D MajorD
She dropped her drawers and sat on me
B minorBm
While watching Grey's Anatomy
D MajorD
And checked my prostate glad for free
G+G
Did Daphne.

Chorus:

G+G
Ooooh riding Daphne.
G+G
Ooooh riding Daphne.

Post Chorus:

   B5B5
I'll settle in
  A5A5
Now strap me in
    G5G5
You'll bind me in with gaffer's tape
    A#5A#5
You'll gaff me
      A5A5
I'm riding Daphne.

Chorus:

G+G
Ooooh riding Daphne.
G+G