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β« Intro:
Cm B Cm B
Cm B Cm B
Fb G
β« Verse 1:
Cm
She twisted my arm and I bought the farm
The law on her side
I wish I could hide
Cm
I'm guilty as sin but I know how to win
I don't know how to die
I don't know how to cry
Cm
I'm squirming in pain, it's twisting my brain
I carry the ball
I carry it all
Cm
And when I'm done
I'm still looking for fun
My nose in the grind
I'm so sorry I signed
Cm
This fortunate creature is my S&M teacher
It's a modern day rip off, modern day rip off
β« Chorus:
B G Cm
Modern age rip off
B G Cm B
Modern age rip off
Cm B Cm B Cm B
Rip off, rip off, rip off
β« Instrumental:
Fb G
β« Verse 2:
Cm
I got **** in my bucket
I wish I could say "**** it"
Cm
Publicity target, each day I enlarge it
A respectable person would not Do so much cursing
Cm
At least I'm still kicking
smart or chicken?
Cm
I ran out of blow a long time ago
I can't smoke a J or my guts fly away
Cm
This fortunate creature is my S&M teach r
Modern age rip off, modern age rip off
β« Chorus:
B G Cm B
Modern age rip off
Cm B Cm B Cm B
Rip off, rip off, rip off
Fb G
Modern age β
Guitar β« Solo:
Gm Cm
B G
β« Chorus:
Cm B Cm B Cm B
Rip off, rip off, rip off
Cm B Cm B Cm B
Rip off, rip off, rip off (Oh)
β« Outro:
Fb G
Fb G
B Cm
I'm dying here
Song History
Published: January 18, 2023
Last Updated: April 6, 2026