Plastic Jesus chords by Billy Idol

Key: 'C'

Intro:

Chords: C G F C G

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B|----------------8h10p8---------------------------------|
G|------5---5h7/9--------9-9-10-9-7-5-----5-7^9^7-5---5--|
D|5-7-5-------------------------------5-7------------7---|
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C

I don't care if it Rains or freezes
G
As long as I've got my Plastic Jesus
F                              C    G
Ridin' on the dashboard Of my car

C
Through my trials And tribulations
G
And my travels Through the nation
F                              C   G
With my plastic Jesus I'll go far

C                             G
Ridin' down the thoroughfare With a nose up in the air
F                                  C   G
A wreck may be ahead But he don't mind

C                           G
Trouble comin' He don't see He just keeps his eye on me
F                              C     G
And any other thing that lies behind

C                      G        F       C   G
With my plastic Jesus  Goodbye and I'll go far
C                      G      F                             C     G
I said with my plastic Jesus Sitting on the dashboard of my car

C                         G
When I'm in a traffic jam He don't care if I say damn
F                        C    G
 Ican let all my curses roll
C                                 G
'Cos Jesus' plastic doesn't hear 'Cos he has a plastic ear
F                                     C     G
The man who invented plastic Saved my soul

C                G      F               C   G
With my plastic Jesus  Goodbye and I'll go far
C                      G      F                             C   G
I said with my plastic Jesus Sitting on the dashboard of my car

Am            G                Am                 G
An if I weave around at night Policemen think I'm very tight
F                                     C     G
They never find my bottle Though they ask
Am                  G           Am                 G
'Cos plastic Jesus shelters me For his head comes off you see
F                                 C     G
He's hollow and I use him like a flask

G
Woa Woa Woa

C - - G - - F - C -G (Save me)
C - - G - F - - C - G

C                                    G
I don't care if it's dark or scary Long as I got magnetic Mary
F                             C    G
Ridin' on the dashboard of my car
C
I feel that I'm protected amply
G                                          F                            C    G
I've got the love of the whole damn family Ridin' on the dashboard of my car

C                G           F                 C  G
With my plastic Jesus I said goodbye And I'll go far
 C                         G            F                               C   G
And I said with my plastic Jesus I said sittin' on the dashboard of my car

C                          G
When I'm goin' fornicatin' I've got my ceramic Satan
F                               C   G
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car
C
 Women know I'm on the level
G
Thanks to the wide-eyed stoneware devil
F                                   C
Sneerin' from the dashboard of my car