Chords with lyrics
Key: 'C'
Intro:
Chords: C majorC G+G FF C majorC G+G
e|-------------------------------------------------------|
BB|----------------8h10p8---------------------------------|
G+G|------5---5h7/9--------9-9-10-9-7-5-----5-7^9^7-5---5--|
D MajorD|5-7-5-------------------------------5-7------------7---|
A augmentedA|-------------------------------------------------------|
E MajorE|-------------------------------------------------------|
C majorC
I don't care if it Rains or freezes
G+G
As long as I've got my Plastic Jesus
FF C majorC G+G
Ridin' on the dashboard Of my car
C majorC
Through my trials And tribulations
G+G
And my travels Through the nation
FF C majorC G+G
With my plastic Jesus I'll go far
C majorC G+G
Ridin' down the thoroughfare With a nose up in the air
FF C majorC G+G
A augmentedA wreck may be ahead But he don't mind
C majorC G+G
Trouble comin' He don't see He just keeps his eye on me
FF C majorC G+G
And any other thing that lies behind
C majorC G+G FF C majorC G+G
With my plastic Jesus Goodbye and I'll go far
C majorC G+G FF C majorC G+G
I said with my plastic Jesus Sitting on the dashboard of my car
C majorC G+G
When I'm in a traffic jam He don't care if I say damn
FF C majorC G+G
Ican let all my curses roll
C majorC G+G
'Cos Jesus' plastic doesn't hear 'Cos he has a plastic ear
FF C majorC G+G
The man who invented plastic Saved my soul
C majorC G+G FF C majorC G+G
With my plastic Jesus Goodbye and I'll go far
C majorC G+G FF C majorC G+G
I said with my plastic Jesus Sitting on the dashboard of my car
A minorAm G+G A minorAm G+G
An if I weave around at night Policemen think I'm very tight
FF C majorC G+G
They never find my bottle Though they ask
A minorAm G+G A minorAm G+G
'Cos plastic Jesus shelters me For his head comes off you see
FF C majorC G+G
He's hollow and I use him like a flask
G+G
Woa Woa Woa
C majorC - - G+G - - FF - C majorC -G (Save me)
C majorC - - G+G - FF - - C majorC - G+G
C majorC G+G
I don't care if it's dark or scary Long as I got magnetic Mary
FF C majorC G+G
Ridin' on the dashboard of my car
C majorC
I feel that I'm protected amply
G+G FF C majorC G+G
I've got the love of the whole damn family Ridin' on the dashboard of my car
C majorC G+G FF C majorC G+G
With my plastic Jesus I said goodbye And I'll go far
C majorC G+G FF C majorC G+G
And I said with my plastic Jesus I said sittin' on the dashboard of my car
C majorC G+G
When I'm goin' fornicatin' I've got my ceramic Satan
FF C majorC G+G
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car
C majorC
Women know I'm on the level
G+G
Thanks to the wide-eyed stoneware devil
FF C majorC
Sneerin' from the dashboard of my car