The Lobster Song chords by Idlewild
Guitar chords with lyrics
Verse 1:
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I said "Good morning mister fisherman"
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"Good morning" Said he
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"Have you any lobster
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you can sell to me?"
Chorus:
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Singing Row-tiddley-doe,
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Row-tiddley-doe,
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Row-tiddley-row-tiddley-
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doe-doe-doe
Verse 2:
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He says "yes I have some lobster,
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lobster I have three
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and the biggest of the bastards
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I shall sell to thee"
Chorus:
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Singing Row-tiddley-doe,
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Row-tiddley-doe,
C G
Row-tiddley-row-tiddley-
D G
doe-doe-doe
Verse 3:
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So I took the lobsters home
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and I couldn't find a pot
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so I put them in the place
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where the missus goes to squat
Chorus:
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Singing Row-tiddley-doe,
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Row-tiddley-doe,
C G
Row-tiddley-row-tiddley-
D G
doe-doe-doe
Verse 4:
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In the middle of the night
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it went just like this
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the missus got up
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to go and have a p**s
Chorus:
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Singing Row-tiddley-doe,
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Row-tiddley-doe,
C G
Row-tiddley-row-tiddley-
D G
doe-doe-doe
Verse 5:
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Well the missus let go a grunt
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then the missus let out a scream
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and if one of them f**king lobsters
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didn't get her where she pees
Chorus:
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Singing Row-tiddley-doe,
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Row-tiddley-doe,
C G
Row-tiddley-row-tiddley-
D G
doe-doe-doe
Verse 6:
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Well I grabbed a mop
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she grabbed the broom
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we beat the f**king lobster
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round and round the room
Chorus:
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Singing Row-tiddley-doe,
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Row-tiddley-doe,
C G
Row-tiddley-row-tiddley-
D G
doe-doe-doe
Verse 7:
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We beat it on the head
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we beat it on the side
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we beat that f**king lobster
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until the bastard died
Chorus:
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Singing Row-tiddley-doe,
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Row-tiddley-doe,
C G
Row-tiddley-row-tiddley-
D G
doe-doe-doe
Verse:
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The moral of the story
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the moral is this,
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Always take a look
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before you have a p**s
[Chorus:
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Singing Row-tiddley-doe,
G
Row-tiddley-doe,
C G
Row-tiddley-row-tiddley-
D G
doe-doe-doe
C G
Row-tiddley-row-tiddley-
D G
doe-doe-doe
C G
Row-tiddley-row-tiddley-
D G
doe-doe-doe Last updated:
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