The Lobster Song chords by Idlewild

Verse 1:
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I said "Good morning mister fisherman"
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"Good morning" Said he
 C            G
"Have you any lobster
 D               D7
 you can sell to me?"


Chorus:
G
Singing Row-tiddley-doe,
G
Row-tiddley-doe,
C           G
Row-tiddley-row-tiddley-
D       G
doe-doe-doe

Verse 2:
         G
He says "yes I have some lobster,
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lobster I have three
        C              G
and the biggest of the bastards
D               D7
I shall sell to thee"


Chorus:
G
Singing Row-tiddley-doe,
G
Row-tiddley-doe,
C           G
Row-tiddley-row-tiddley-
D       G
doe-doe-doe


Verse 3:
     G
So I took the lobsters home
      G
and I couldn't find a pot
     C               G
so I put them in the place
          D              D7
where the missus goes to squat


Chorus:
        G
Singing Row-tiddley-doe,
G
Row-tiddley-doe,
C           G
Row-tiddley-row-tiddley-
D       G
doe-doe-doe


Verse 4:
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In the middle of the night
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it went just like this
    C          G
the missus got up
   D             D7
to go and have a p**s


Chorus:
        G
Singing Row-tiddley-doe,
G
Row-tiddley-doe,
C           G
Row-tiddley-row-tiddley-
D       G
doe-doe-doe


Verse 5:
         G
Well the missus let go a grunt
         G
then the missus let out a scream
       C                   G
and if one of them f**king lobsters
       D                 D7
didn't get her where she pees


Chorus:
        G
Singing Row-tiddley-doe,
G
Row-tiddley-doe,
C           G
Row-tiddley-row-tiddley-
D       G
doe-doe-doe


Verse 6:
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Well I grabbed a mop
    G
she grabbed the broom
   C                G
we beat the f**king lobster
D                   D7
round and round the room


Chorus:
        G
Singing Row-tiddley-doe,
G
Row-tiddley-doe,
C           G
Row-tiddley-row-tiddley-
D       G
doe-doe-doe


Verse 7:
   G
We beat it on the head
   G
we beat it on the side
   C                 G
we beat that f**king lobster
D                 D7
until the bastard died


Chorus:
        G
Singing Row-tiddley-doe,
G
Row-tiddley-doe,
C           G
Row-tiddley-row-tiddley-
D       G
doe-doe-doe


Verse:
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The moral of the story
    G
the moral is this,
C             G
Always take a look
D                 D7
before you have a p**s


[Chorus:
        G
Singing Row-tiddley-doe,
G
Row-tiddley-doe,
C           G
Row-tiddley-row-tiddley-
D       G
doe-doe-doe
C           G
Row-tiddley-row-tiddley-
D       G
doe-doe-doe
C           G
Row-tiddley-row-tiddley-
D       G
doe-doe-doe