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Verse 1: G I said "Good morning mister fisherman" G "Good morning" Said he C G "Have you any lobster D D7 you can sell to me?" Chorus: G Singing Row-tiddley-doe, G Row-tiddley-doe, C G Row-tiddley-row-tiddley- D G doe-doe-doe
Verse 2: G He says "yes I have some lobster, G lobster I have three C G and the biggest of the bastards D D7 I shall sell to thee" Chorus: G Singing Row-tiddley-doe, G Row-tiddley-doe, C G Row-tiddley-row-tiddley- D G doe-doe-doe Verse 3: G So I took the lobsters home G and I couldn't find a pot C G so I put them in the place D D7 where the missus goes to squat Chorus: G Singing Row-tiddley-doe, G Row-tiddley-doe, C G Row-tiddley-row-tiddley- D G doe-doe-doe Verse 4: G In the middle of the night G it went just like this C G the missus got up D D7 to go and have a p**s Chorus: G Singing Row-tiddley-doe, G Row-tiddley-doe, C G Row-tiddley-row-tiddley- D G doe-doe-doe Verse 5: G Well the missus let go a grunt G then the missus let out a scream C G and if one of them f**king lobsters D D7 didn't get her where she pees Chorus: G Singing Row-tiddley-doe, G Row-tiddley-doe, C G Row-tiddley-row-tiddley- D G doe-doe-doe Verse 6: G Well I grabbed a mop G she grabbed the broom C G we beat the f**king lobster D D7 round and round the room Chorus: G Singing Row-tiddley-doe, G Row-tiddley-doe, C G Row-tiddley-row-tiddley- D G doe-doe-doe Verse 7: G We beat it on the head G we beat it on the side C G we beat that f**king lobster D D7 until the bastard died Chorus: G Singing Row-tiddley-doe, G Row-tiddley-doe, C G Row-tiddley-row-tiddley- D G doe-doe-doe Verse: G The moral of the story G the moral is this, C G Always take a look D D7 before you have a p**s [Chorus: G Singing Row-tiddley-doe, G Row-tiddley-doe, C G Row-tiddley-row-tiddley- D G doe-doe-doe C G Row-tiddley-row-tiddley- D G doe-doe-doe C G Row-tiddley-row-tiddley- D G doe-doe-doe
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