The War Song Ukulele chords by Joe Iconis

Tuning: G C E A (G C E A)

🎸 Intro:   C


🎸 Verse 1:


C            F   G
Fucked up my S A T
C             F     G
My mom don't notice me
Am             D            G*   G*
My girlfriend says I'm immature

C             F       G
Ain't got no future plans
Am*             D*
And I'm sick of minivans
        F       G         C
So I'm go-o-o-o-o-oing to war


🎸 Verse 2:


C            F     G
Played every Xbox game
    C               F     G
My pharmacist knows me by name
        Am             D            G
And it seems Nirvana's no longer on tour
F      E     D
Yeah, yeah, yeah


C            F        G
Ain't got no skill to give
         Am*               D*
But you, you don't need no will to live
            F        G         C
When you're go-o-o-o-o-oing to war


🎸 Bridge 1:


F
Don't care when or where
               C      E
Nah, I'm not choosy
F*              G*                        E* D* E*
Don't have any patriotic passion or national rage

F                                              C    E
Just want to take a cool picture of me with an uzi
    F*            G*                   G*
And post it on my Facebook profile page
    F*     E*     D*
Yeah, yeah, yeah!


🎸 Verse 3:

C                    F     G
The suburbs brand me as a freak
           C
'Cause my nails are black
         F         G
And I'm pale and weak
        Am                 D           G
And the bullshit's getting harder to ignore


        C                   F     G
I wanna show the world I've got a spine
           Am*              D*
But school shootings are so ninety-nine
       F        G         C
So I'm go-o-o-o-o-oing to war


🎸 Bridge 2:


F                                 C      E
Don't care if my converse get all bloody
         F*                  G*                    E* D* E*
After I slice up an Iranian with my big ass knife

I mean

F                              C    E
I don't really want to kill anybody
          F*                             G*                                  F*
But it's nice it think that I've got the potential to affect a person's life
    E*     D*
Yes I can


🎸 Verse 4:


C          F     G
So on graduation day
    C             F   G
I'm gonna make my getaway
    Am             D                 G
And sign up at the booth outside the mall

       C
'Cause I am bored
    F    G
And I am dumb
    Am            D
And oh so uncomfortably numb

    C
And Barack Obama
E               Am
Won't return my call
        D
Come on man

      C                       F        G
And I don't know what's worth fighting for
           C*    C*      F*
But that's not a problem anymore
           F        G
'Cause I'm go-o-o-o-o-oing
    F        G
I'm go-o-o-o-o-oing
    F        G         C
I'm go-o-o-o-o-oing to war


🎸 Outro:
(to the tune of Hail to the Chief-optional)
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