The Guide To Success chords by Joe Iconis

Intro:
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Verse 1:
  Dm
I love that you are loyal
  Dm
I love that you got passion

I love that you take noble stands
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Kid really I do, really I do

     Dm
But loyal isn't business
Dm
Passion isn't prudent
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You're not allowed to make demands
                Bb                    Dm
Kid really it's true, kid I'm telling you

Pre-Chorus 1:
        C                      G
You're much too young to know better
        C                     G
You're getting yourself in a mess
       C                     G
So before I send your death letter
       Bb                     C
I'll recite you the guide to success
          Bb                          C
Free of charge, here's the guide to success

Chorus:
N.C.               F           Bb  C
Never say what you really feel
            Bb               F           Bb  C
Why make a choice when it's safer just to make a deal
      Bb              Dm      G          C
Stay away from what causes a stir or offence
N.C.              F                  Bb  C
Keep your heart silent don't dispute
           Bb            F                  Bb C
And if it turns violent make sure you know who to shoot
       Bb       Dm      G          C
And eventually every relationship ends
                  Bb        C            F
So throw out your baby and murder your friends

Post-Chorus:
C                          Dm                      Bb
  And I think you need to think about what you're doing with your life
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  And I think you need to think about why everyone is gonna hate you
C                          Dm                    Bb
  And I think you need to think about all these choices that you've made
                G
Because you've gone too far, and done too much
      Bb              C
And nobody is gonna touch you
      Bb             C                Dm
No, nobody's gonna touch you ever again

Verse 2:
          Dm
So you've wielded your attack fist
    Dm
And now you're on the black list
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So tell me buddy was it worth it
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Did it feel as good as you thought it would
     Dm
Well go play in your sandbox,
     Dm
you and your little posse
      Dm
We've got a bigger box to fill
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With people who will... kill

Pre-Chorus 2:
   C                   G
So go and shout all about us
           C                   G
How we're cold and old and unfair
         C                        G
'Cuz we may not know what we're doing
           Bb                  C
But we're each of us a billionaire
    Bb                         C
So really kid we don't really care
    Bb                        C
And we've got some wisdom to share

Bridge:
F
  Exploit everybody who helped you
G
  Put all of your faith in swine
Bb                                         Dm
  Kiss some ass, it'll pass and you'll be fine
C
Young man,
F
  exploit everybody who helped you
G
  Put all of your faith in swine
Bb                                         Dm
  Kiss some ass, it'll pass and you'll be fine
C
Young man,
F
  exploit everybody who helped you
G
  Put all of your faith in swine
Bb                                         Dm
  Kiss some ass, it'll pass and you'll be fine
C           Dm    C          Dm    C
Young man, fine, young man, fine, young man

Chorus:
N.C.                    F         Bb C
Hey never say what you really feel
            Bb               F           Bb  C
Why make a choice when it's safer just to make a deal
      Bb              Dm      G          C
Stay away from what causes a stir or offence
                  F                  Bb  C
Keep your heart silent don't dispute
           Bb            F                  Bb C
And if it turns violent make sure you know who to shoot
       Bb       Dm      G          C
And eventually every relationship ends
                  Bb        C            F
So slice off your balls and murder your friends

Tag:
                 Bb          C            F
Ignore all your feelings and murder your friends
                Bb
And don't be a baby and don't make a fuss
              C                           F