Michael In The Bathroom chords by Joe Iconis
Guitar chords with lyrics
Verse 1:
MICHAEL:
A B A B A B C#m
I am hanging in the bathroom at the biggest party of the fall
A B A B A B E
I could stay right here or disappear, and nobody'd even notice at all
(alternate A B until next verse)
A B A B A B C#m
I'm a creeper in a bathroom 'cause my buddy kinda left me alone
A B A B A B E
But I'd rather fake pee than stand awkwardly, or pretend to check a text on my phone
G#m B C#m B
Everything felt fine when I was half of a pair
G#m A B
Now through no fault of mine, there's no other half there
Chorus:
E B C#m A E
Now I'm just Michael in the bathroom, Michael in the bathroom, at a party
A B
Forget how long it's been
E B C#m A G#m
I'm just Michael in the bathroom, Michael in the bathroom at a party
A B
No you can't come in!
A B
I'm waiting it out 'til it's time to leave
C#m F#7
And picking at grout as I softly grieve
G#m G# C#m F# A B
I'm just Michael who you don't know, Michael flyin' solo, Michael in the bathroom
A B A B
by himself
A B A B
Oh, by himself
Verse 2:
A B A B A B C#m
I am hiding, but he's out there, just ignoring all our history
A B A B A B E
Memories get erased, and I'll get replaced, with a newer, cooler version of me
G#m B
And I hear a drunk girl sing along to Whitney through the door - I wanna dance with somebody!
G#m A B
And my feelings sink, 'cause it makes me think: now there's no one to make fun of drunk girls with anymore!
Chorus:
E B C#m A E
Now it's just Michael in the bathroom, Michael in the bathroom at a party
A B
I half regret the beers
E B C#m A G#m
Michael in the bathroom, Michael in the bathroom at a party
A B
As I choke back the tears
A B
I'll wait as long as I need, until my face is dry
C#m F#7
Or I'll just blame it on weed, or something in my eye!
G#m G# C#m F#
I'm just Michael who you don't know, Michael flyin' solo
A B A B A B
Michael in the bathroom by himself!
Bridge:
A B
Knock, knock, knock, knock
A B
They're gonna start to shout soon
A B
Knock, knock, knock, knock
A B
Oh hell yeah, I'll be out soon
MICHAEL + ENSEMBLE:
Bb C
Knock, knock, knock, knock
MICHAEL:
Bb C
It sucks you left me here alone-
MICHAEL + ENSEMBLE:
Bb C
Knock, knock, knock, knock
MICHAEL:
Bb C
Here in this teenage battle zone-
MICHAEL + ENSEMBLE:
C D
Clang, clang, clang, clang
MICHAEL:
C D
I feel the pressure blowing up-
MICHAEL + ENSEMBLE:
C D
Bang, bang, bang, bang
MICHAEL:
C D
My big mistake was showing up-
MICHAEL + ENSEMBLE:
C# D#
Splash, splash, splash, splash
MICHAEL:
C# D# C#m
I throw some water in my face
F#
And I am in a better place
A
I go to open up the door
B
But I can't hear knocking
Anymore
A B A B A B A B
Pre-Chorus:
G#m
And I can't help but yearn
B C#m B
For a different time
G#m
And then I look in the mirror
G#m
And the present is clearer
A B
And there's no denying, I'm just-
Chorus:
E B C#m A
E
At a party
A B
Is there a sadder sight than-
E B
*hums*
C#m A E
Michael in the bathroom at a party
A B
This is a heinous night
A B
I wish I stayed at home in bed watching cable porn
C#m
Or wish I offed myself instead
F#7
Wish I was never born!
G#m G#
I'm just Michael who's a loner
C#m F#
So he must be a stoner
G#m G#
Rides a PT Cruiser
C#m F#
God he's such a loser
G#m G#
Michael flyin' solo
C#m F#
Who you think that you know
A B A B A B
Michael in the bathroom by himself
A B A B
Oh, by himself
A B A B
Oh, by himself
A B A B
All you know about me is my name
A
Awesome party
B
I'm so glad I came Last updated:
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