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Michael In The Bathroom chords by Joe Iconis

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Verse 1:

MICHAEL:
     Chord diagramA augmentedA       Chord diagramBB      Chord diagramA augmentedA        Chord diagramBB      Chord diagramA augmentedA             Chord diagramBB       Chord diagramC# minorC#m
I am hanging in the bathroom at the biggest party of the fall
        Chord diagramA augmentedA          Chord diagramBB       Chord diagramA augmentedA         Chord diagramBB    Chord diagramA augmentedA             Chord diagramBB         Chord diagramE MajorE
I could stay right here or disappear, and nobody'd even notice at all
(alternate Chord diagramA augmentedA Chord diagramBB until next verse)
      Chord diagramA augmentedA       Chord diagramBB    Chord diagramA augmentedA      Chord diagramBB           Chord diagramA augmentedA           Chord diagramBB       Chord diagramC# minorC#m
I'm a creeper in a bathroom 'cause my buddy kinda left me alone
        Chord diagramA augmentedA           Chord diagramBB              Chord diagramA augmentedA      Chord diagramBB      Chord diagramA augmentedA                  Chord diagramBB          Chord diagramE MajorE
But I'd rather fake pee than stand awkwardly, or pretend to check a text on my phone
Chord diagramG# minorG#m                                       Chord diagramBB       Chord diagramC# minorC#m Chord diagramBB
Everything felt fine when I was half of a pair
               Chord diagramG# minorG#m                             Chord diagramA augmentedA    Chord diagramBB
Now through no fault of mine, there's no other half there

Chorus:
             Chord diagramE MajorE              Chord diagramBB         Chord diagramC# minorC#m            Chord diagramA augmentedA              Chord diagramE MajorE
Now I'm just Michael in the bathroom, Michael in the bathroom, at a party
           Chord diagramA augmentedA         Chord diagramBB
Forget how long it's been
         Chord diagramE MajorE              Chord diagramBB         Chord diagramC# minorC#m             Chord diagramA augmentedA            Chord diagramG# minorG#m
I'm just Michael in the bathroom, Michael in the bathroom at a party
       Chord diagramA augmentedA     Chord diagramBB
No you can't come in!
    Chord diagramA augmentedA               Chord diagramBB
I'm waiting it out 'til it's time to leave
    Chord diagramC# minorC#m                   Chord diagramF#7F#7
And picking at grout as I softly grieve
         Chord diagramG# minorG#m             Chord diagramG#G#          Chord diagramC# minorC#m            Chord diagramF#F#    Chord diagramA augmentedA              Chord diagramBB
I'm just Michael who you don't know, Michael flyin' solo, Michael in the bathroom

Chord diagramA augmentedA  Chord diagramBB  Chord diagramA augmentedA  Chord diagramBB
by himself
Chord diagramA augmentedA  Chord diagramBB  Chord diagramA augmentedA  Chord diagramBB
Oh, by himself

Verse 2:

     Chord diagramA augmentedA       Chord diagramBB        Chord diagramA augmentedA          Chord diagramBB    Chord diagramA augmentedA        Chord diagramBB       Chord diagramC# minorC#m
I am hiding, but he's out there, just ignoring all our history
         Chord diagramA augmentedA    Chord diagramBB               Chord diagramA augmentedA       Chord diagramBB            Chord diagramA augmentedA             Chord diagramBB          Chord diagramE MajorE
Memories get erased, and I'll get replaced, with a newer, cooler version of me
      Chord diagramG# minorG#m                             Chord diagramBB
And I hear a drunk girl sing along to Whitney through the door - I wanna dance with somebody!
       Chord diagramG# minorG#m                                                  Chord diagramA augmentedA                                 Chord diagramBB
And my feelings sink, 'cause it makes me think: now there's no one to make fun of drunk girls with anymore!

Chorus:
              Chord diagramE MajorE              Chord diagramBB         Chord diagramC# minorC#m            Chord diagramA augmentedA             Chord diagramE MajorE
Now it's just Michael in the bathroom, Michael in the bathroom at a party
       Chord diagramA augmentedA          Chord diagramBB
I half regret the beers
Chord diagramE MajorE              Chord diagramBB         Chord diagramC# minorC#m            Chord diagramA augmentedA             Chord diagramG# minorG#m
Michael in the bathroom, Michael in the bathroom at a party
           Chord diagramA augmentedA        Chord diagramBB
As I choke back the tears
             Chord diagramA augmentedA                        Chord diagramBB
I'll wait as long as I need, until my face is dry
             Chord diagramC# minorC#m                  Chord diagramF#7F#7
Or I'll just blame it on weed, or something in my eye!
         Chord diagramG# minorG#m             Chord diagramG#G#          Chord diagramC# minorC#m            Chord diagramF#F#
I'm just Michael who you don't know, Michael flyin' solo
Chord diagramA augmentedA              Chord diagramBB           Chord diagramA augmentedA Chord diagramBB Chord diagramA augmentedA Chord diagramBB
Michael in the bathroom by himself!

Bridge:

Chord diagramA augmentedA             Chord diagramBB
Knock, knock, knock, knock
Chord diagramA augmentedA             Chord diagramBB
They're gonna start to shout soon
Chord diagramA augmentedA             Chord diagramBB
Knock, knock, knock, knock
Chord diagramA augmentedA             Chord diagramBB
Oh hell yeah, I'll be out soon

MICHAEL + ENSEMBLE:
Chord diagramBb majorBb            Chord diagramC majorC
Knock, knock, knock, knock

MICHAEL:
Chord diagramBb majorBb            Chord diagramC majorC
It sucks you left me here alone-

MICHAEL + ENSEMBLE:
Chord diagramBb majorBb            Chord diagramC majorC
Knock, knock, knock, knock

MICHAEL:
Chord diagramBb majorBb            Chord diagramC majorC
Here in this teenage battle zone-

MICHAEL + ENSEMBLE:
Chord diagramC majorC             Chord diagramD MajorD
Clang, clang, clang, clang

MICHAEL:
Chord diagramC majorC             Chord diagramD MajorD
I feel the pressure blowing up-

MICHAEL + ENSEMBLE:
Chord diagramC majorC           Chord diagramD MajorD
Bang, bang, bang, bang

MICHAEL:
Chord diagramC majorC           Chord diagramD MajorD
My big mistake was showing up-

MICHAEL + ENSEMBLE:
Chord diagramC#C#           Chord diagramD#D#
Splash, splash, splash, splash

MICHAEL:
Chord diagramC#C#           Chord diagramD#D#              Chord diagramC# minorC#m
I throw some water in my face
                         Chord diagramF#F#
And I am in a better place
                       Chord diagramA augmentedA
I go to open up the door
                 Chord diagramBB
But I can't hear knocking
Anymore

Chord diagramA augmentedA Chord diagramBB Chord diagramA augmentedA Chord diagramBB Chord diagramA augmentedA Chord diagramBB Chord diagramA augmentedA Chord diagramBB

Pre-Chorus:

Chord diagramG# minorG#m
And I can't help but yearn
                Chord diagramBB  Chord diagramC# minorC#m Chord diagramBB
For a different time
           Chord diagramG# minorG#m
And then I look in the mirror
        Chord diagramG# minorG#m
And the present is clearer
            Chord diagramA augmentedA           Chord diagramBB
And there's no denying, I'm just-

Chorus:

Chord diagramE MajorE Chord diagramBB Chord diagramC# minorC#m Chord diagramA augmentedA

     Chord diagramE MajorE
At a party
           Chord diagramA augmentedA      Chord diagramBB
Is there a sadder sight than-
Chord diagramE MajorE Chord diagramBB
*hums*
Chord diagramC# minorC#m            Chord diagramA augmentedA             Chord diagramE MajorE
Michael in the bathroom at a party
          Chord diagramA augmentedA       Chord diagramBB
This is a heinous night
         Chord diagramA augmentedA                              Chord diagramBB
I wish I stayed at home in bed watching cable porn
          Chord diagramC# minorC#m
Or wish I offed myself instead
           Chord diagramF#7F#7
Wish I was never born!
         Chord diagramG# minorG#m             Chord diagramG#G#
I'm just Michael who's a loner
   Chord diagramC# minorC#m          Chord diagramF#F#
So he must be a stoner
Chord diagramG# minorG#m        Chord diagramG#G#
Rides a PT Cruiser
Chord diagramC# minorC#m             Chord diagramF#F#
God he's such a loser
Chord diagramG# minorG#m            Chord diagramG#G#
Michael flyin' solo
Chord diagramC# minorC#m           Chord diagramF#F#
Who you think that you know
Chord diagramA augmentedA              Chord diagramBB           Chord diagramA augmentedA Chord diagramBB Chord diagramA augmentedA Chord diagramBB
Michael in the bathroom by himself
       Chord diagramA augmentedA Chord diagramBB Chord diagramA augmentedA Chord diagramBB
Oh, by himself
       Chord diagramA augmentedA Chord diagramBB Chord diagramA augmentedA Chord diagramBB
Oh, by himself
Chord diagramA augmentedA            Chord diagramBB        Chord diagramA augmentedA     Chord diagramBB
All you know about me is my name
Chord diagramA augmentedA
Awesome party
Chord diagramBB
I'm so glad I came

Other versions of Michael In The Bathroom

Alternative guitar chords and tabs for Michael in the bathroom acoustic ukulele by Joe Iconis

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