Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)
Key: G
Difficulty: Novice
INTRO:
G
e|-----------------||
B|-----------------||
G|-----------------||
D|-------------5-5-||
A|---------5-3-----||
E|-5-3-1-0---------||
G
e|---------------------||
B|---------------------||
G|-----------------0-5-||
D|---------------2-----||
A|---------5-3-3-------||
E|-5-3-1-0-------------||
verse 1:
G C
You're more than fair, you've got a gorgeous bum
G C
Why don't you come to my house and meet my mum
F C
I like your titties, they're nice and small
G C
Let me have a squeeze in my front hall
G
e|-----------------||
B|-----------------||
G|-----------------||
D|-------------5-5-||
A|---------5-3-----||
E|-5-3-1-0---------||
G
e|---------------------||
B|---------------------||
G|-----------------0-5-||
D|---------------2-----||
A|---------5-3-3-------||
E|-5-3-1-0-------------||
verse 2:
G C
Satin drawers I want to run a hand in
G C
I want to snap them off you as we reach the landing
F C
A tender moment, don't let nothing spoil it
G C
I shall caress your clitoris as we reach the toilet
G
e|-----------------||
B|-----------------||
G|-----------------||
D|-------------5-5-||
A|---------5-3-----||
E|-5-3-1-0---------||
G
e|---------------------||
B|---------------------||
G|-----------------0-5-||
D|---------------2-----||
A|---------5-3-3-------||
E|-5-3-1-0-------------||
verse 3:
G C
You're more than fair, you're warm and soft
G C
Remove the trousers as we reach the loft
F C
To taste the pudding, you've got to try the proof
G C
You can try the pudding on the roof
G
e|-----------------||
B|-----------------||
G|-----------------||
D|-------------5-5-||
A|---------5-3-----||
E|-5-3-1-0---------||
G
e|---------------------||
B|---------------------||
G|-----------------0-5-||
D|---------------2-----||
A|---------5-3-3-------||
E|-5-3-1-0-------------||
The roof's the only place I know
