Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) Key: G Difficulty: Novice INTRO: G e|-----------------|| B|-----------------|| G|-----------------|| D|-------------5-5-|| A|---------5-3-----|| E|-5-3-1-0---------||
G e|---------------------|| B|---------------------|| G|-----------------0-5-|| D|---------------2-----|| A|---------5-3-3-------|| E|-5-3-1-0-------------|| verse 1: G C You're more than fair, you've got a gorgeous bum G C Why don't you come to my house and meet my mum F C I like your titties, they're nice and small G C Let me have a squeeze in my front hall G e|-----------------|| B|-----------------|| G|-----------------|| D|-------------5-5-|| A|---------5-3-----|| E|-5-3-1-0---------|| G e|---------------------|| B|---------------------|| G|-----------------0-5-|| D|---------------2-----|| A|---------5-3-3-------|| E|-5-3-1-0-------------|| verse 2: G C Satin drawers I want to run a hand in G C I want to snap them off you as we reach the landing F C A tender moment, don't let nothing spoil it G C I shall caress your clitoris as we reach the toilet G e|-----------------|| B|-----------------|| G|-----------------|| D|-------------5-5-|| A|---------5-3-----|| E|-5-3-1-0---------|| G e|---------------------|| B|---------------------|| G|-----------------0-5-|| D|---------------2-----|| A|---------5-3-3-------|| E|-5-3-1-0-------------|| verse 3: G C You're more than fair, you're warm and soft G C Remove the trousers as we reach the loft F C To taste the pudding, you've got to try the proof G C You can try the pudding on the roof G e|-----------------|| B|-----------------|| G|-----------------|| D|-------------5-5-|| A|---------5-3-----|| E|-5-3-1-0---------|| G e|---------------------|| B|---------------------|| G|-----------------0-5-|| D|---------------2-----|| A|---------5-3-3-------|| E|-5-3-1-0-------------|| The roof's the only place I know