Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)
Key: G+G
Difficulty: Novice
INTRO:
G+G
e|-----------------||
BB|-----------------||
G+G|-----------------||
D MajorD|-------------5-5-||
A augmentedA|---------5-3-----||
E MajorE|-5-3-1-0---------||
G+G
e|---------------------||
BB|---------------------||
G+G|-----------------0-5-||
D MajorD|---------------2-----||
A augmentedA|---------5-3-3-------||
E MajorE|-5-3-1-0-------------||
verse 1:
G+G C majorC
You're more than fair, you've got a gorgeous bum
G+G C majorC
Why don't you come to my house and meet my mum
FF C majorC
I like your titties, they're nice and small
G+G C majorC
Let me have a squeeze in my front hall
G+G
e|-----------------||
BB|-----------------||
G+G|-----------------||
D MajorD|-------------5-5-||
A augmentedA|---------5-3-----||
E MajorE|-5-3-1-0---------||
G+G
e|---------------------||
BB|---------------------||
G+G|-----------------0-5-||
D MajorD|---------------2-----||
A augmentedA|---------5-3-3-------||
E MajorE|-5-3-1-0-------------||
verse 2:
G+G C majorC
Satin drawers I want to run a hand in
G+G C majorC
I want to snap them off you as we reach the landing
FF C majorC
A augmentedA tender moment, don't let nothing spoil it
G+G C majorC
I shall caress your clitoris as we reach the toilet
G+G
e|-----------------||
BB|-----------------||
G+G|-----------------||
D MajorD|-------------5-5-||
A augmentedA|---------5-3-----||
E MajorE|-5-3-1-0---------||
G+G
e|---------------------||
BB|---------------------||
G+G|-----------------0-5-||
D MajorD|---------------2-----||
A augmentedA|---------5-3-3-------||
E MajorE|-5-3-1-0-------------||
verse 3:
G+G C majorC
You're more than fair, you're warm and soft
G+G C majorC
Remove the trousers as we reach the loft
FF C majorC
To taste the pudding, you've got to try the proof
G+G C majorC
You can try the pudding on the roof
G+G
e|-----------------||
BB|-----------------||
G+G|-----------------||
D MajorD|-------------5-5-||
A augmentedA|---------5-3-----||
E MajorE|-5-3-1-0---------||
G+G
e|---------------------||
BB|---------------------||
G+G|-----------------0-5-||
D MajorD|---------------2-----||
A augmentedA|---------5-3-3-------||
E MajorE|-5-3-1-0-------------||
The roof's the only place I know