Nothin Suits Me Like A Suit

INTRO: Gm VERSE: F I know what you're thinking: Gm What's Barney been drinking Bb Eb That girl was smoking hot F Yes, I coulda nailed her Gm But no it's not a failure Bb Eb Cause there's one thing she is not Dm To score a would be just fine A But I'd rather be dressed to the nines! C Bb F/A Gm C It's a truth you can't refute

CHORUS: F Nothing suits me like a suit VERSE: F Gm Picture a world where all the boys and girls Bb Eb Are impeccably well-dressed F Gm That delivery guy in a jacket and tie Dm C That puppy in a double breast Dm That 80's dude with mutton chops A That baby with a lolly pop C Bb F/A Gm That lady cop who's kinda cute C Bb Nothing suits 'em like a suit BRIDGE: Bb Suits! Wingman I can wear! Dm Suits! Dm They're oh, so debonair! Gm Suits! Gm The perfect way to snare F A girl with daddy issues! A Suits! A In navy, blue or black! Dm C Check out this perfect rack! Bb F/A Gm I want to give them a squeeze Oh Really F/A G7 C Then answer these questions if you please: Dm What would you do if you had to choose Dm Between your suits and a pot of gold Dm Suits Bb What would you say Bb If you gave your suits away Bb And in return you'd never grow old Suits Gm What would you pick Gm One million chicks Gm Or a single three-piece suit Gm It's moot! C What if world peace were within your reach— C Alalalalalah- I'm gonna stop you right there. It's suits. C Come on, Lily. Get your head out of your ass. Two! Three! Four! VERSE: F Gm Girls will go and girls will come Bb Eb But there's only one absolute F Gm Bb Eb Every bro on the go needs to know that there's no accepted substitute Dm I'm sorry, suits, let's make amends. A My Sunday Best are my best friends! C Bb F/A Gm C Send Casual Friday down the laundry chute! Bb Cause nothing suits the, G Undisputed, C Oft-saluted A Dm C Suitor of repute Bb C Like a.. C Wait for it... F Suit!