Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)
♫ Verse 1:
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Well, I've been swinging through these swinging doors for, aww
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Going on probably about 9 years now, maybe even 10
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And I watch old Joe at the end of the bar with another hot woman on his one good arm
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And they walk out for a while and he comes back in smiling, again
♫ Verse 2:
G+G Cadd9Cadd9 D MajorD
So I finally had to ask old Joe, "Man, what's your secret to success
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Your power of persuasion over the opposite sex"
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And he says, "Son, well, honestly, it's pretty simple
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He said, "I just kinda walk up and buy her drink and open up my mouth and lie"
♫ Pre-Chorus:
D MajorD G+G
I tell her I'm a movie star
Cadd9Cadd9 D MajorD G+G
I just flew into town to buy this bar
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I'm only here tonight, that's right
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I gotta go, yeah, we're filming on location down in Mexico
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Would you believe that I got the leading role?
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That's right, honey, I beat out a lot of folks that you'd probably know"
♫ Chorus:
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Oh, a man has got to do what a man's gotta do
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Anything it takes to make her think you're cool
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Ah, you got nothing to lose, so go on and try
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Just walk right up and smile and look her dead in the eye
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And lie
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That's right lie
♫ Verse 3:
G+G Cadd9Cadd9 D MajorD G+G Cadd9Cadd9 D MajorD
So I tried and tried a couple weekends and it was like strike 1, strike 2, strike out again
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But I narrowed it down, and I scratched it out
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And I came up with something that without a doubt I knew
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I was gonna make old Joe proud and I go up and I'd say
♫ Pre-Chorus:
G+G Cadd9Cadd9 D MajorD G+G
Hi Honey, whatcha doing for the rest of your life
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I've been waiting such a long, long time
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And you know what honey?
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Meeting you here, man, it just really feels like fate
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Oh I, I bet you didn't see me as a marrying type
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Let's take it slow I don't just want one night, oh no darling
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If you're looking for that you might as well look somewhere else
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Well, because I'm just not that kind of guy
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And kids, oh I love kids
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Dogs, in-laws, and a piece of land
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Dirty diapers in my mini van
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Aw man, I can hardly wait
♫ Chorus:
G+G Cadd9Cadd9 D MajorD
Oh, a man has got to do what a man's gotta do
G+G Cadd9Cadd9 D MajorD
Anything it takes to make her think you're cool
Cadd9Cadd9 D MajorD
Ah, you got nothing to lose, so go on and try
G+G Cadd9Cadd9 D MajorD D7D7
Just walk right up and smile and look her dead in the eye
♫ Outro:
G+G
And lie
Cadd9Cadd9 D MajorD G+G
That's right, you gotta lie
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Sometimes you gotta lie