Retarded Love Story chords by Holy Moly

Chords with lyrics

This isn't the exact the way the song is played but I think it's pretty damn close.


INTRO

C majorC  G+G  A minorAm
FF  G+G

Verse 1

     C majorC    G+G    A minorAm
They said our relationship wouldn't work
      FF      G+G
Cause your IQ is 50 and I eat dirt
   C majorC   G+G    A minorAm
We're not a romantic comedy
    FF         G+G
We're a mentally retarded love story

  FF          G+G
So grab your walker and come with me
   C majorC    G+G       A minorAm
We'll eat red jello with the lunch lady
   FF         G+G
We'll make wedding bands with macaroni
     FF    G+G      C majorC G+G A minorAm FF G+G
Well were mentally retarded in love

   C majorC    G+G     A minorAm
Well when we drool it's kind of cool
   FF             G+G
Well we'll ride the short bus on the way to school
     C majorC        G+G        A minorAm
Well the government will help us and your mom will too
   FF             G+G
Well my grandma's got an apartment behind her pool

  FF          G+G
So grab your walker and come with me
   C majorC    G+G       A minorAm
We'll eat red jello with the lunch lady
   FF         G+G
We'll make wedding bands with macaroni
     FF    G+G      C majorC G+G A minorAm
Well were mentally retarded in love
     FF    G+G      C majorC G+G A minorAm
Well were mentally retarded in love


      FF    G+G
Well we're mentally retarded
      FF      G+G
Well we're so damn darn retarded
      FF      G+G      C majorC G+G A minorAm
Well we're bu, bu, bu, retarded in love