Retarded Love Story chords by Holy Molly

Chords with lyrics

INTRO

FF  G+G  F minorFm
C majorC  G+G


Verse 1
     FF    G+G
They said our relationship
F minorFm
wouldn't work
     C majorC      G+G
Cause your IQ is 50 and I eat
dirt
   FF   G+G    F minorFm
We're not a romantic comedy
    C majorC         G+G
We're a mentally retarded love
story

 C majorC          G+G
So grab your walker and come
with me
   FF    G+G
We'll eat red jello with the
F minorFm
lunch lady
   C majorC         G+G
We'll make wedding bands with
macaroni
     C majorC    G+G
Well were mentally retarded in
FF G+G F minorFm C majorC G+G
love

  FF    G+G     F minorFm
Well when we drool it's kind of
cool
   C majorC
Well we'll ride the short bus
 G+G
on the way to school
    FF        G+G
Well the government will help
      F minorFm
us and your mom will too
  C majorC
Well my grandma's got an
   G+G
apartment behind her pool

 C majorC          G+G
So grab your walker and come
with me
   FF    G+G
We'll eat red jello with the
F minorFm
lunch lady
   C majorC         G+G
We'll make wedding bands with
macaroni
     C majorC    G+G
Well were mentally retarded in
FF G+G F minorFm
love
     C majorC    G+G
Well were mentally retarded in
FF G+G F minorFm
love


      C majorC    G+G
Well we're mentally retarded
     C majorC
Well we're so damn darn
G+G
retarded
     C majorC      G+G
Well we're bu, bu, bu, retarded
  FF G+G F minorFm
in love