Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (
E MajorE 
A augmentedA 
D MajorD 
G+G 
BB E MajorE)
Chorus:
G+G
It's Christmas in Hollywood
E minorEm
Santa's back up in the hood
G+G D MajorD
So meet me under the mistletoe lets fuck
G+G
It's Chanukah in Inglewood
E minorEm
The dreidles spinning in the hood
G+G D MajorD
So meet me by the menorah lets get drunk
Pre-chorus:
N.C.
Ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas
Chorus:
G+G
It's Christmas in Hollywood
E minorEm
Santa's back up in the hood
G+G D MajorD
So meet me under the mistletoe lets fuck
G+G
It's Chanukah in Inglewood
E minorEm
The dreidles spinning in the hood
G+G D MajorD
So meet me by the menorah lets get drunk
Verse 1:
G+G
J-J-J-Just a little story about last Christmas
E minorEm
About some bad kids who were full of wishes
G+G
We gave some gifts and then we gave some lovin
D MajorD
The weird kind of love that you give to your cousin
G+G
Little Timmy stole from 7-11
E minorEm
So we stopped by his house with a pair of sevens
G+G
We drank in his room with some dude named Kevin
D MajorD
But there was still some bad kids who deserved some presents
G+G
Zack got caught with a bottle of jack
E minorEm
So we slipped down his chimney with an 18 pack
G+G
He didn't leave cookies but we needed a snack
D MajorD
So we took the beer back and I FUCKED HIM IN THE ASS!!!
G+G
It's Charlie Scene got egg nog in my flask
E minorEm
The holidays are back and all my presents are wrapped
G+G
Like oh my god is that saint nick
D MajorD
Kids give me your list like its the 25th
G+G
Been accused of being a bad kid
E minorEm
But I get presents as is
G+G
'Cause Mrs. Claus just Myspace'd me
D MajorD
I blew off a date on Christmas eve.
G+G
So I don't give a fuck if your naughty or nice
E minorEm
You might still get a Rolly and a game device
G+G
So write your list and never have no fear
D MajorD G+G
Have a Hollywood Christmas and an Undead new year!
Fuck yeah!
Pre-chorus:
N.C.
Now watch the language, ho, ho ,ho
Chorus:
G+G
It's Christmas in Hollywood
E minorEm
Santa's back up in the hood
G+G D MajorD
So meet me under the mistletoe lets fuck
G+G
It's Chanukah in Inglewood
E minorEm
The dreidles spinning in the hood
G+G D MajorD
So meet me by the menorah lets get drunk
Verse 2:
G+G
Im about to serve it up for for all you boys and girls.
E minorEm
Good kids, bad and even Da Kurlzz.
G+G
We were chillin at home and deckin the halls.
D MajorD
So I checked my phone and Santa had called.
G+G
He said he'd swing by at a quarter to twelve.
E minorEm
He said that his jolly ass needed some help.
G+G
He said Christmas ain't a gang but a way of life.
D MajorD
"If you guide my sleigh, I'll let you fuck my wife!"
G+G
So we jumped in his sleigh and it started to jingle,
E minorEm
Funnier than fuck you can ask Chris Kringle.
G+G
So we all took flight but something was fishy.
D MajorD
He asked for road head and started to kiss me.
G+G
Underneath his suit was just a bunch of pillows.
E minorEm
Instead of bags of presents, he had bags of dildo's.
G+G
I pulled down his beard and it was a monster.
D MajorD
It wasn't saint nick it was a fuckin imposter.
G+G
When we found out he started to pout.
E minorEm
I took my bandana and I choked him out.
G+G
I pulled off his beard and I fucked his mouth.
D MajorD
Hi-jacked his sleigh and headed down south.
G+G
I had a lot of wild nights but tonight was the craziest,
E minorEm
Met a lot of Jeff's but this one was shadiest.
G+G
When it comes to cheer that motherfuckers a grinch.
D MajorD
So if you don't like Christmas
Fuck you bitch!
N.C.
You kids are in big trouble, oh boy, ho ,ho
Chorus:
G+G
It's Christmas in Hollywood
E minorEm
Santa's back up in the hood
G+G D MajorD
So meet me under the mistletoe lets fuck
G+G
It's Chanukah in Inglewood
E minorEm
The dreidles spinning in the hood
G+G D MajorD
So meet me by the menorah lets get drunk
Bridge:
G+G E minorEm
Lets get drunk
D MajorD
Lets get drunk
G+G
Lets get drunk
E minorEm
Lets get drunk
D MajorD
Lets get drunk
Chorus:
G+G
It's Christmas in Hollywood
E minorEm
Santa's back up in the hood
G+G D MajorD
So meet me under the mistletoe lets fuck
G+G
It's Chanukah in Inglewood
E minorEm
The dreidles spinning in the hood
G+G D MajorD
So meet me by the menorah lets get drunk
G+G
It's Christmas in Hollywood
E minorEm
Santa's back up in the hood
G+G D MajorD
So meet me under the mistletoe lets fuck
G+G
It's Chanukah in Inglewood
E minorEm
The dreidles spinning in the hood
G+G D MajorD
So meet me by the menorah lets get drunk
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