Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)
Key: FF
Difficulty: Novice
Verse:
C majorC
Out on the tarmac
C majorC
There stands scouse Jack
C majorC
Megaphone and anorak
C majorC
Shoutin' out this and that
A minorAm
"Choose Christianity, don't choose vanity"
A minorAm FF G+G
He lost sanity a long time ago
Verse:
C majorC
Comin' out of top shop
C majorC
Girl with a mop top
C majorC
Cheeky little boob-tube,
C majorC
Youtube lover
A minorAm
Round at the backdoor
A minorAm
Crack whore
A minorAm
Morals are slacked for a reason
FF G+G
I'll tell you what's more
Verse:
C majorC
Her daddy beat her
C majorC
Treat her meaner
C majorC
Never made her keener
C majorC
Man, you should've seen her
A minorAm
Now in the forecast
A minorAm
She's got a snowblast
A minorAm
She better run fast or
FF G+G
She'll die a young lass
Bridge:
E minorEm
All the sinners and the winners
E minorEm
Sittin' down for dinner
FF
All the salaries are fat
G+G
Their mistresses are thinner
E minorEm
All these cats have their kittens on celery
FF G+G
And all these twats have their mittens on the treasury
Chorus:
C majorC
My mum always said to me
G+G
You gotta do the right thing
FF
Do the right thing
FF
Or they'll hunt you down
G+G
Karma's always quicker than a clown
Instrumental:
C majorC x4
A minorAm x3 FF G+G
Verse:
C majorC
Outside the school gates
C majorC
That's where your mom waits
C majorC
Burger and chips plated up
C majorC
Cause you never ate
A minorAm
Healthy little bite-size
A minorAm
Pasta and salad side
A minorAm FF G+G
Literary letters and lettuce don't appetise
Verse:
C majorC
Jamie Oliver, stick out your olive branch
C majorC
Kids ain't got a chance
C majorC
Stuck in a trance
A minorAm
Sat on computers
A minorAm
Joining polluters
A minorAm FF
Big distributors of fat
G+G
This is fruitless
Bridge:
E minorEm
All the sinners and the winners
E minorEm
Sittin' down for dinner
FF
All the salaries are fat
G+G
Their mistresses are thinner
E minorEm
All these cats have their kittens on celery
FF G+G
And all these twats have their mittens on the treasury
Chorus:
C majorC
My mum always said to me
G+G
You gotta do the right thing
FF
Do the right thing
FF
Or they'll hunt you down
G+G
Karma's always quicker than a clown
Chorus:
C majorC
My mum always said to me
G+G
You gotta do the right thing
FF
Do the right thing
FF
Or they'll hunt you down
G+G A minorAm
Karma's always quicker than a clown
FF G+G
Karma's always quicker than a clown
Solo:
C majorC x4
A minorAm x3 FF G+G
C majorC C G+G G MajorG
G+G F#F# FF G+G
C majorC
Verse:
C majorC
Out on the tarmac
C majorC
There stands scouse Jack
C majorC
Megaphone and anorak
C majorC
Shouting out this and that
A minorAm A minorAm
"Why be a sinner when you can be a winner?"
A minorAm
The man's got a point yeah
FF G+G
Will we be forgiven?
Bridge:
E minorEm
All the sinners and the winners
E minorEm
Sittin' down for dinner
FF
All the salaries are fat
G+G
Their mistresses are thinner
E minorEm
All these cats have their kittens on celery
FF G+G
And all these twats have their mittens on the treasury
N.C.
(the meaning of life)
Chorus:
C majorC
My mum always said to me
G+G
You gotta do the right thing
FF
Do the right thing
FF
Or they'll hunt you down
G+G C majorC
Karma's always quicker than a clown
Chorus:
C majorC
My mum always said to me
G+G
You gotta do the right thing
FF
Do the right thing
FF
Or they'll hunt you down
G+G FF
Karma's always quicker than a clown
G+G C majorC
Karma's always quicker than a clown