Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)
Key: A augmentedA
Difficulty: Novice
Intro:
A augmentedA A majorA D MajorD E MajorE x2
Verse:
A augmentedA D MajorD E MajorE
Look, here comes another man with another sorry story to tell
A augmentedA D MajorD E MajorE
And you can bet he'll tell me all about the time he fell from Heaven to Hell
A augmentedA
Well, I don't wanna listen but he tells me all the same
D MajorD E MajorE
Of torturous debauchery form his wife's little games
A augmentedA
Leave me alone, you're not a dog, I'm not a bone
D MajorD E MajorE
But you're gonna bury me with your tales of misery
Bridge:
F# minorF#m
And when I'm out on Saturday with Charlie and Bill
D MajorD E MajorE F# minorF#m
I know full well I shouldn't I don't know if I will
F# minorF#m
Or I won't, will I do what I don't?
D MajorD E MajorE
Nothing is for definite and nothing is for sure
D MajorD E MajorE
I am getting desperate as I am getting poor
Chorus:
C majorC
All the fucked up fuck ups fucking me up
A augmentedA
With their stories and their tears, and their cigarettes and beers
C majorC
All the fucked up fuck ups fucking me up
FF G+G
I think they're killing me with their grim reality
Verse:
A augmentedA D MajorD E MajorE
Look, here comes another drunk with a face longer than bin Laden's
A augmentedA D MajorD E MajorE
And he has drunk so much alcohol he can no longer get a hard-on
A augmentedA
Not that he'd ever get a chance to use it
D MajorD E MajorE
Women are intelligent and he is stupid
A augmentedA D MajorD E MajorE
Lost and lonely he will remain, no amount of alcohol will wash his blues away
Bridge:
F# minorF#m
And when I'm out on Saturday with Charlie and Bill
D MajorD E MajorE F# minorF#m
I know full well I shouldn't I don't know if I will
F# minorF#m
Or I won't, will I do what I don't?
D MajorD E MajorE
Nothing is for definite and nothing is for sure
Chorus:
C majorC
All the fucked up fuck ups fucking me up
A augmentedA
With their stories and their tears, and their cigarettes and beers
C majorC
All the fucked up fuck ups fucking me up
FF G+G
I think they're killing me with their grim reality
Solo:
BB B
A augmentedA A majorA D MajorD E MajorE x6
Verse:
A augmentedA D MajorD E MajorE
Well, a thirty-three year-old grandma comes up to me and says
A augmentedA
"My family's gonna take over this council estate
D MajorD E MajorE
If we keep on giving birth at this rate
A augmentedA D MajorD E MajorE
I could've been a great-great-great-grandma by the age of seventy-five
A augmentedA D MajorD E MajorE
And I will be clad in fake Burberry, I don't care if I'm dead or alive
D MajorD E MajorE
I don't care if I'm dead or alive."
Chorus:
C majorC
All the fucked up fuck ups fucking me up
A augmentedA
With their stories and their tears, and their cigarettes and beers
C majorC
All the fucked up fuck ups fucking me up
FF G+G
I think they're killing me with their grim reality
A augmentedA
All the fucked up fuck ups fucking me up
D MajorD E MajorE
If your life is going wrong, you better sing along
A augmentedA
All the fucked up fuck ups fucking me up
D MajorD E MajorE
(You fucked up fuck ups!)
A augmentedA