Ripped Pants chords by Stephen Hillenburg

Ripped Pants- Stephen Hillenburg
transcribed by Kate Holland

Spoken:
  C              Am
I thought that I had everybody on my side
  Dm            G
But then I went and blew it, all sky high
  Em             A
And now she won't even spare a passing glance
Dm         G
All just because I ripped my pants.

Sung:
   C              Am
When big Larry came round just to put him down
Dm         G
Spongebob turned into a clown
  Em      A
And no girl ever wants to dance
     Dm        G
With the fool who went and ripped his pants.
 Em               A
I know I shouldn't mope around I shouldn't curse,
    Dm
But the pain feels so much worse.
    Em             A
'Cause windin' up with no one is a lot less fun
    Dm          G
Than a burn from the sun, or sand in your buns.
C                 Am
Now I've learned a lesson I won't soon forget,
  Dm       G
So listen and you won't regret:
  Em           A
Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance,
    Dm          G  C  G     C
And you won't end up like the fool who ripped his pants.

Note:
 On the spoken part, strum each chord only once.