Capo
4
Difficulty
Intermediate
Rate for accuracy
🎸
Tuning: E A D G B E
Intro:
1 2 3 4 | 1 2 3 4 :
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F Am | G Em :
Verse 1:
F Am G Em
I'm a seasoned apologist
F Am G Em
For the people who I love
F Am G Em
I'm an amateur psychologist
F Am G Em
Key to everyone's handcuffs
Pre-Chorus:
F Am G
Keep the peace 'cause I'm a kid of divorce
Em F
And you're the starter of wars
Am G Em
And there's no winning in yours
F Am G
So I call to say I'm sorry, of course
Em F
But how I won't anymore
Am G Em
And put the ball in your court and now
Chorus:
F Am Gadd11
If it ain't the weather for tennis
Em F Am Gadd11
Then I guess we can argue until dinner time
Em F
You calling me batshit's
Am Gadd11 Em
The fastest antibiotic for thinking
F Am Gadd11 Em
You're different this time (Oh, oh-oh-oh)
F Am Gadd11
If you let me finish a sentence
Em F Am Gadd11
And then we can bump our heads and drink some wine (Wine, wine, wine)
Em F
Fight over semantics
Am Gadd11 Em F
And handpick which hill you're willing to die on
Am Gadd11 Em
Until the next time (Oh, oh-oh-oh)
Verse 2:
F Am G Em
You're a mouthful of inconsistencies
F Am G Em
No one's ever made sense of
F Am G Em
I can know it's all insecurity
F Am
And then still take it personal
G Em
Why do I care this much?
Chorus:
F Am Gadd11
If it ain't the weather for tennis
Em F Am Gadd11
Then I guess we can argue until dinner time
Em F
You calling me batshit's
Am Gadd11 Em
The fastest antibiotic for thinking
F Am Gadd11 Em
You're different this time (Oh, oh-oh-oh)
F Am Gadd11
If you let me finish a sentence
Em F Am Gadd11
And then we can bump our heads and drink some wine (Wine, wine, wine)
Em F
Fight over semantics
Am Gadd11 Em F
And handpick which hill you're willing to die on
Am Gadd11 Em
Until the next time, it ain't the weather for tennis
Bridge:
F Am G Em
Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
F Am G Em
Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
F Am G Em
No, I don't understand going over to the neighbors'
F Am G Em
To drink cocktails with your pinky up
F Am G Em
And I'm tired of believing the better will come later
F Am G
Think it's time I should rip the band-aid off
Pre-Chorus:
Em F Am G
But I keep the peace 'cause I'm a kid of divorce
Em F
And you're the starter of wars
Am G Em
And there's no winning in yours
Chorus:
F Am Gadd11
If it ain't the weather for tennis
Em F Am Gadd11
Then I guess we can argue until dinner time
Em F
You calling me batshit's
Am Gadd11 Em
The fastest antibiotic for thinking
F Am Gadd11 Em
You're different this time (Oh, oh-oh-oh)
F Am Gadd11
If you let me finish a sentence
Em F Am Gadd11
And then we can bump our heads and drink some wine (Wine, wine, wine)
Em F
Fight over semantics
Am Gadd11 Em F
And handpick which hill you're willing to die on
Am G Em F
Until the next time, it ain't the weather for tennis
Video/Audio
Other versions of this song
- Weather For Tennis (Chords)
Song History
Published: March 24, 2026
Last Updated: March 24, 2026