The Hidden Cameras: Ban Marriage (chords) Intro: C#m C# C#m C# C#m C# F# B C# Verse: F# B I was late getting to church on the morning of C# my ceremony. Stayed up too late the night before from fingering foreign dirty holes in the dark The morning sun blinded my eyes and………………………
Bridge: B F# And there were steps to climb as I unloosened my C# tie As I began to walk the aisle……… Verse: But I continued past the pews and met my angel in a suit with a smile Bridge: And as I looked him in the eye I heard my best friend cry That we aren’t fools to fall in love but let ‘coupledom’ die Chorus: F# B C# Ban Marriage, Ahhhhh…… Ban Marriage Verse: The minister was drunk and high from his rewrite of holy verse with more lies But the organist she played with………. Bridge: The whole room was filled….. Of just one chord; the thrill and…. Verse: But soon the song went slowly dead……. It was him or my fag hag…….. After my fag hag friend had left the minister……. Bridge: We said his rewritten vows that I could hardy pronounce But was soon drowned out bu that organ and the shout of Chorus: Ban Marriage (4x’s) Verse: The congregation, stunned…. I wept and on my knees I prayed that there be…… Bridge: In my hung over daze…. It was the orders that…. Verse: Then I repeated my own vows they were perverted and they smelled of myself. Bridge: That there is splendour in the harshness of bum That consummation makes a grumble and the sound that I have learned called Chorus: Ban Marriage (5x’s) Repeat Intro End