Never Google Your Symptoms chords by Henrik Widegren

Chords with lyrics

Intro:
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Verse 1:

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One evening, my father said: My son

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I'?m dying and soon I'll be gone

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But before my ??final ??farewell:

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Hear me. And hear me well

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Do whatever you want ??to do

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Have a plan or roll the dice

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But one thing is strictly taboo

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Please, follow my advice

Chorus:

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Never google your symptoms

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That is my only prescription

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You get a hundred diagnoses

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And medieval prognoses

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Every sign is a serious condition

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Verse 2:

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If you google '??cough'? and '??diagnosis'?

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You have got tuberculosis

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And if you google '??fever and red'?

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You'??ve got Ebola and soon will be dead

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And if you google '??I'??ve a runny nose'?

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It'??s CSF. Your brain is leaking juice!

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And if you google itch and prognosis:

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Anaphylactic chock or psychosis

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So never google your symptoms

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Seldom it brings any wisdom

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You want to discover

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But you might uncover

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That you have an extra chromosome

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Bridge:

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So this is what I heard my father say

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And then he closed his eyes and passed away

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The autopsy report was very clear

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Death from hypochondric fear

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Which is custom

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When you google

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Your symptoms


Chorus:

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Never google your symptoms

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The hit list is never awesome

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Pain in your left arm?

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Heart attack alarm!

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Do you feel a little weak? Yes

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You'??ve got ALS!

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If you have a slight anemia

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You'??ve got leukemia!

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Are you a little crazy?

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You'??ve got ADHD

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So never, ever google

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Your symptoms!

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