A Statistically Significan't Love Song chords by Henrik Widegren

Chords with lyrics

Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)

Key: A augmentedA

Difficulty: Intermediate

Watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVx2V75hWRY&frags=pl%2Cwn

Verse 1:
  A augmentedA           F# minorF#m
Today. I found my love today
D MajorD          E MajorE
Everybody says they knew long ago
A augmentedA         F# minorF#m
But I am not that way
D MajorD          E MajorE
I demand evidence before I say I know
A augmentedA             F# minorF#m
Finally it came to me: My theory’s confirmed
  D MajorD         E MajorE
In all my experiments I have seen a trend
A augmentedA           F# minorF#m
The null hypothesis is not at all sustained
   D MajorD
It’s very likely
       E MajorE
That you are more than a friend

Chorus 1:
    A augmentedA E/G#      F# minorF#m  D MajorD
I love you more than the median
    A augmentedA        E/G#   F# minorF#m D MajorD
I am certain cause the p-value is 0.01
       A augmentedA  C#/G# D MajorD   Bm7Bm7
Our love is blessed by a t-test
    D MajorD
I can prove to you
E MajorE    A augmentedA E/G# F# minorF#m D MajorD A augmentedA E/G# F# minorF#m D MajorD
I love you

Verse 2:
A augmentedA             F# minorF#m
Yes, I have evidence that you have got a crush
   D MajorD           E MajorE
The autonomic nervous system doesn’t lie
   A augmentedA            F# minorF#m
Your dermal capillaries dilate and you start to blush
    D MajorD           E MajorE
And our pupil size correlation is extremely high
   A augmentedA         F# minorF#m
Your curves don’t have a normal distribution
D MajorD                E MajorE
And your eyes are in the top ten percentile rank
A augmentedA                F# minorF#m
Come with me and you will see my logical conclusion
  D MajorD            E MajorE
A augmentedA love that is statistically significant

Chorus 2:
     A augmentedA E/G#       F#F#    D MajorD
You love me more than my control group
      A augmentedA E/G#        F#F#           D MajorD
Cause you see when we meet your heart goes boop, boop, boop
     A augmentedA     C#/G#    D MajorD       Bm7Bm7
And your pulse rate accelerates when we’re on a date
   D MajorD    E MajorE      A augmentedA
You must agree: You love me

Bridge:
  D MajorD                F# minorF#m
I look into your eyes and think of decimals of pi
  Bm/D                A augmentedA
And playing with your open spreadsheets makes me high
   D MajorD         F# minorF#m
And now my hard y-axis grows and reaches up to ten
   B minorBm         E MajorE
And touches my x-axis until we come to origin

Final Chorus:
    A augmentedA E/G#      F# minorF#m   D MajorD
I love you and we have the evidence
    A augmentedA    E/G#  F# minorF#m     D MajorD
Other people’s love can be a coincidence
      A augmentedA    C#/G#
They want flowers but we want
D MajorD         Bm7Bm7
Hard statistical power
     D MajorD
It’s the best breakthrough
E MajorE    A augmentedA
I love you
E/G#      F# minorF#m  D MajorD
And no one can doubt it
     A augmentedA  E/G#    F# minorF#m        D MajorD
We can shout loud that we’re in love and proud
     A augmentedA    C#/G#
We have proofs in stacks
  D MajorD        Bm7Bm7
And no alternative facts
    D MajorD
I can prove to you
E MajorE      A augmentedA E/G# F# minorF#m
That I love you
   D MajorD    A augmentedA E/G# F# minorF#m
That I love you
   D MajorD    A augmentedA E/G# F# minorF#m
That I love you
   D MajorD    A augmentedA E/G# F# minorF#m D MajorD A augmentedA
That I love you… (fade out)