Chords with lyrics
Intro: C majorC
Verse: 1
C majorC E minorEm
You look as pretty as a picture in a brand-new K-Mart frame
A minorAm C majorC G+G
Like a cocktail waitress on a Las Vegas weddin' day
FF C majorC E minorEm A minorAm
So if your hus-bands's busy playin' video games
FF C majorC A minorAm G+G
Give me a call, sweet momma, if you need some strange
Oh I feel the same
FF C majorC
So baby, how 'bout you and me
A minorAm C majorC
Go on a vandalism spree?
FF C majorC
Burn down the Dairy Queen
A minorAm G+G
Maybe rob the cash machine
FF C majorC
And spend it all on a weddin' ring
A minorAm C majorC
Orange spray paint and gasoline
FF C majorC
We'll make-believe it's halloween, girl
A minorAm G+G
Anything to feel a thing
Verse: 2
C majorC E minorEm
You ever get so lonesome, You ever get so bored
A minorAm C majorC G+G
You wanna throw some rocks at your Honda Accord?
FF C majorC A minorAm G+G
Well we can steal some Keystone beer from A-rab liquor store
FF C majorC A minorAm G+G
Gonna blow more money, honey, than you can afford
I'll be an escort for ya
FF C majorC
Baby, how 'bout you and me
A minorAm C majorC
Go on a vandalism spree?
FF C majorC
Burn down the Dairy Queen
A minorAm G+G
Maybe rob the cash machine
FF C majorC
And spend it all on a weddin' ring
A minorAm C majorC
Orange spray paint and gasoline
FF C majorC
A augmentedA honeymoon down in New Orleans, hell
A minorAm G+G
Anything to feel a thing
Bridge
E minorEm C majorC
So if you ever get tired of those pastel blues
E minorEm C majorC
If you ever feel wired with nothin' better to do
E minorEm C majorC
We'll set the woods on fire and burn the avenue
A minorAm G+G
I'll be the first to warn you, girl, I ain't nothin' but bad news
FF C majorC
So baby, how 'bout you and me
A minorAm C majorC
Go on a vandalism spree?
FF C majorC
Burn down the Dairy Queen
A minorAm G+G
Maybe rob the cash machine
FF C majorC
And go pawn a weddin' ring
A minorAm C majorC
For cocaine and ketamine
FF C majorC
I can be your Charlie Sheen, hell
A minorAm G+G
Anything to feel a thing