7 Inch Singles chords by Paul Heaton

Intro:
A    A    A    A

Verse 1:

A
We got the 7 inch single the long-playing album


              D
The 12" disco mix


     E
Just put it on the jukebox grab yourself a lager

                       A
See what the needle predicts


We had the country and western a dodgy little section

                         D
With Jerry Lee Lewis and gang


                         A
From a jack to a king to secure prison wing


    E                           A
But still the whole tavern they sang


Pre-Chorus:

N.C.             D                    A
Dolly Parton was queen Billy Joel the boss


        E
We were uptown downtown little bit of Motown


                           A
With Marvin Gaye and Diana Ross


N.C.                  D                            A
All the punters would sing and you'd be joinin' in too


E                                                              A
Red red wine everybody hurts and don't it make your brown eyes blue


Chorus:

N.C.                 A                           E
So barman don't be a tease now we're down on our knees


D                        Bm                      A     E
Plug that Wurlitzer back in for the he's and the she's


N.C.                   A                        E
Well we're begging you please for the Peter and Lees


D                 Bm                         A      E
Stick another 50p in and make it out and out cheese


Instrumental:
A    A    A    A

Verse 2:

A
Then there were the tightwads going to the jukebox


                D
Put in solitary 5p


E
Worked out that Pink Floyd anything by Meatloaf


                        A
Was longer than your 10cc


Arguing the B side's better than the A side

                              D
Denying what you actually put on


                                A
Pretending that you hate it you don't even rate it


    E                       A
But catch yourself singin' along


Pre-Chorus:

N.C.             D                      A
Neil Diamond was king Elton John number 1


         E
It was a working class hymn but the


                                                A
One congregation the Church really wished to be gone


N.C.                 D                        A
We sang give peace a chance with Yoko Ono and John


E
Saturday night's alright for fighting


                                 A
And where have all the boot boys gone


Chorus:

N.C.                 A                           E
So barman don't be a tease now we're down on our knees


D                        Bm                      A     E
Plug that Wurlitzer back in for the he's and the she's


N.C.                   A                        E
Well we're begging you please for the Peter and Lees


D                 Bm                         A      E
Stick another 50p in and make it out and out cheese


Instrumental:
A    A    A    A
D    D    A    E
E    A

Chorus:

N.C.                 A                           E
So barman don't be a tease now we're down on our knees


D                        Bm                      A     E
Plug that Wurlitzer back in for the he's and the she's


N.C.                   A                        E
Well we're begging you please for the Peter and Lees


D                 Bm                         A      E
Stick another 50p in and make it out and out cheese