Candy Store chords by Heathers

Chords with lyrics (Ver. 2)

Intro:
N.C
Are we gonna have a problem?
You got a bone to pick?
You’ve come so far
Why now are you pulling on my dick?
I’d normally slap your face off
And everyone here could watch
But I’m feeling nice
Here’s some advice
Listen up, biotch!

B minorBm (x6)
E minorEm (x2)

Verse 1:
B minorBm
I like!
B minorBm
Lookin’ hot

Buying stuff they cannot

B minorBm
I like!
B minorBm
Drinkin’ hard
E minorEm
Maxin’ Dad’s credit card
B minorBm
I like!
B minorBm
Skippin’ gym
B minorBm
Scaring her

Screwing him
B minorBm
I like!
B minorBm
Killer clothes
  E minorEm
Kickin’ nerds in the nose!
B minorBm
If you lack the balls
        E minorEm
You can go play dolls

Let your mommy fix you a snack
B minorBm
Woah!
B minorBm
Or you could come smoke
          E minorEm
Pound some rum and coke

In my Porsche with a quarterback

Chorus:
G+G  G+G  G#G#
Woah! Woah! Woah!
        DmDm   A#A#
Honey, whatchu waitin’ for?
       FF   C majorC
Welcome to my candy store
           DmDm
It’s time for you to prove
       A#A#    C majorC
You’re not a loser anymore
N.C           DmDm
Then step into my candy store

Verse 2:
B minorBm
Guys fall
B minorBm
At your feet
B minorBm
Pay the check

Help you cheat
B minorBm
All you -

Have to do
E minorEm
Say goodbye to Shamu
B minorBm
That freak’s -
B minorBm
Not your friend

I can tell in the end -
B minorBm
If she - had your shot
E minorEm
She would leave you to rot
B minorBm
‘Course if you don’t care

Fine! Go braid her hair
E minorEm
Maybe Sesame Street is on
B minorBm
Woah!
B minorBm
Or forget the creep
          E minorEm
And get in my jeep

Let’s go tear up someone’s lawn

Chorus:
G+G  G+G  G#G#
Woah! Woah! Woah!
        DmDm   A#A#
Honey, whatchu waitin’ for?
       FF   C majorC
Welcome to my candy store
           DmDm
It’s time for you to prove
       A#A#    C majorC
You’re not a pussy anymore
N.C           DmDm
Then step into my candy store

Bridge:
D#D#
You can join the team
      A#A#
Or you can bitch and moan
    FF
You can live the dream
      G+G
Or you can die alone
    D#D#
You can fly with eagles
   A#A#
Or if you prefer
    C majorC
Keep on testing me
    A augmentedA
And end up like her!
A augmentedA
Veronica, look! Ram invited me to his homecoming party! This proves he’s been thinking about me
A augmentedA
Color me stoked!
A augmentedA
I’m so happy!
F#F# A#A#
Woah!
       D#mD#m
Honey, whachu waiting fo—
N.C
Shut up Heather!
       F#F#   C#C#
Step into my candy store!
        D#mD#m
Time for you to prove
       BB      C#C#   D#mD#m  BB  C#C#
You’re not a lame ass anymore! Oooh woah! Woah oh oh!
N.C            D#mD#m
Then step into my candy store!
D#mD#m      C#C#
It’s my candy store

It’s my candy!
C majorC       BB
It’s my candy store

It’s my candy!
F#F#    G#G#   E minorEm
It’s my candy store
       D#mD#m

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