Alien Abduction Probe chords by Hayseed Dixie

Chords with lyrics

Verse 1:

D MajorD        G+G
I saw the light,  they returned last night,
  D MajorD              A augmentedA
un-answered questions tortured me.
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 Like how they unlocked the door?  Why's my rectum sore?
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 Why do I twitch when I watch E.T?


G+G            D MajorD
 Alien Abduction Probe happens all over the globe,
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 they came scratched their itch,  left me crying in a ditch.
G+G               D MajorD
 It's all so crule and cold,  they put my life on hold,
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 this crap is getting old,  Alien Abduction Probe.

 Verse 2:    D MajorD             G+G
You know  they stuck a micro-chip  in the hole between my hips,
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such a gross indignity.
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 Involuntary corn holeation,  courtesy of the alien nation,
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 why do they always come for me? Huh, I say.


G+G            D MajorD
 Alien Abduction Probe happens all over the globe,
A augmentedA                 D MajorD
 they came scratched their itch,  left me crying in a ditch.
G+G               D MajorD
 It's all so crule and cold,  they put my life on hold,
A augmentedA              A augmentedA        D MajorD      D MajorD
 this crap is getting old,  Alien Abduction Probe.

Interlude
 G+G      D MajorD      A augmentedA      D MajorD
 G+G      D MajorD      A augmentedA      A augmentedA   D MajorD      D MajorD

Verse 3:
D MajorD                G+G
 So, late at night I sit alone  stare at the twilight zone,
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 with a sawed off shot gun in my hand.
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Drinking cheap wine and getting plastered,  waiting for those great green bastards,
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 it's the only way to make them understand. Oooooh


G+G            D MajorD
 Alien Abduction Probe  happens all over the globe,
A augmentedA                 D MajorD
 they came scratched their itch,  left me crying in a ditch.
G+G               D MajorD
 It's all so crule and cold,  they put my life on hold,
A augmentedA              A augmentedA       D MajorD    D MajorD    D MajorD
 this crap is getting old,  Alien Abduction Probe.