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No 22 in the UK charts in 1975.
Spoken
Never before in the history of mankind has the story been told of those brave frontiersmen
who carved out a passage in the Northwest and made it a place fit for heroes to live in.
This is the story of one such man, sausage tosser extraordinare his name Fred Ackroyd.
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Chorus
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It's hard being a cowboy in Rochdale
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Spurs don't fit right on me clogs
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It's hard being a cowboy in Rochdale
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'Cos people laugh when I ride past on our Alsatian dog
Verse 1
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Almost every night there's a tripe and cowheel fight
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In our local pie and pea saloon
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And poor old Uncle Fred he spent eighteen months in bed
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'Cos he tried to kiss a girl who's a boy named Sue
Chorus
G+G C majorC
It's hard being a cowboy in Rochdale
G+G D MajorD
Spurs don't fit right on me clogs
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It's hard being a cowboy in Rochdale
D MajorD G+G
'Cos people laugh when I ride past on our Alsatian dog
Verse 2
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When the sun shines in the west that's the time what I like best
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And I go out punching cows with me brother Jack
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And poor old Uncle Fred he spent eighteen months in bed
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'Cos he punched one cow and she went and punched him back
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Verse 3
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In the local temperance bar we'd go and have a jar
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There's sarsaparilla and liquorice juice to drink
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And poor old Uncle Fred he spent eighteen months in bed
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'Cos he supped the stuff he used to clean the sink
Chorus
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And it's hard being a cowboy in Rochdale
G+G D MajorD
Spurs don't fit right on me clogs
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It's hard being a cowboy in Rochdale
D MajorD G+G
'Cos people laugh when I ride past on our Alsatian dog
Verse 4
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Yer know when us cowpokes hit town we go an' 'orse around
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With them good time girls Elsie and Mucky Peg
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When Auntie Kitty found Uncle Fred he spent eighteen months in bed
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'Cos you can't run fast with your pants halfway down your legs
Chorus
G+G C majorC
It's hard being a cowboy in Rochdale
G+G D MajorD
Spurs don't fit right on me clogs
G+G B minorBm C majorC
It's hard being a cowboy in Rochdale
D MajorD G+G
'Cos people laugh when I ride past on our Alsatian dog
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