Id Rather Explicit chords by Hank Green And The Perfect Strangers

Chords with lyrics

This is my first tab. I hope it's adequate, as I just did it by ear. Enjoy and DFTBA!

Capo on 2

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       C majorC             G+G
Have you ever wondered what it would be like
   FF            C majorC
To be exposed to the vacuum of space
  C majorC           G+G
The saliva boiling on your tongue
     FF            C majorC
And your eyes poppin' out of your face

1, 2

    C majorC           G+G
And the air rushes out of your lungs
       FF            C majorC
And your alveoli start to rupture and bleed
   C majorC           G+G
Well that's about ninety percent of how it felt
     FF          C majorC
When you did what you did to me

  Chorus:
       FF            C majorC
So I'd rather swim through a puddle of excrement
  FF      C majorC
Or eat a dozen tires
  FF          C majorC
Or maybe only ever eat wet cat food
    G+G
For the whole rest of my life
  FF             G+G    C majorC
And no I don't think we'll get together again
  FF            G+G    C majorC
And no I don't think we can still be friends
       FF             G+G
'Cuz there's so many things I'd rather do
   FF       G+G    C majorC
Than spend another day with you


  C majorC             G+G
I'm getting this really strong vibe
     FF            C majorC
That you never gave a damn about me
  C majorC                G+G
And that's why you think it's no big deal for
FF             C majorC
You to come around and see me but

C majorC              G+G
That's not how I feel about you in fact
     FF           C majorC
I think I never wanna see you at all
  C majorC           G+G
So maybe I'll inject gasoline in my eye
  FF            C majorC
And hold a lighter to my eyeball

  Chorus:
       FF            C majorC
So I'd rather swim through a puddle of excrement
  FF      C majorC
Or eat a dozen tires
  FF        C majorC
Or put everything I love in a pile
     G+G
And then set it all on fire
  FF             G+G    C majorC
And no I don't think we'll get together again
  FF            G+G    C majorC
And no I don't think we can still be friends
       FF             G+G
'Cuz there's so many things I'd rather do
   FF       G+G    C majorC
Than spend another day with you

*instrumental*


C majorC         G+G
Feed my hand to a guinea pig
FF            C majorC
Put a lightbulb up in my ass
C majorC      G+G
Reenact that scene from Die Hard
   FF             C majorC
Where Bruce walks around on the glass

C majorC         G+G
Call up my mom and tell her she sucks
  FF            C majorC
Or drink a gallon of my own pee
C majorC            G+G
Pay a group of skinheads 25 bucks
  FF             C majorC
To really beat the shit outta me

  Last Chorus:
       FF            C majorC
So I'd rather swim through a puddle of excrement
  FF      C majorC
Or eat a dozen tires
  FF          C majorC
Or maybe only ever eat wet cat food
    G+G
For the whole rest of my life
  FF             G+G    C majorC
And no I don't think we'll get together again
  FF            G+G    C majorC
And no I don't think we can still be friends
       FF             G+G
'Cuz there's so many things I'd rather do
   FF       G+G
Than spend another day with
FF       G+G
Spend another minute with
FF       G+G      C majorC