Drunk By Noon chords by The Handsome Family

Chords with lyrics

Drunk By Noon
From the album Milk And Scissors

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D MajorD

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There once was a poodle who thought he was a cowboy
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But he lived in a cage the size of his thumb
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And though his white horse was a box of toothpicks
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He galloped around until hit by a car

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And sometimes I flap my arms like a hummingbird
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Just to remind myself I'll never fly
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Sometimes I burn my arms with cigarettes
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Just to pretend I won't scream when I die

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If my life was as long as the moon's
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I'd still be jealous of the sun
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If my life lasted only one day
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I'd still be drunk by noon

D MajorD

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D MajorD

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And sometimes I can't wait to come down with cancer
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At least then I'll get to watch TV all day
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And on my deathbed I'll get all the answers
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Even if all my questions are taken away

D MajorD

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If my life was as long as the moon's
   G+G           D MajorD
I'd still be jealous of the sun
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If my life lasted only one day
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I'd still be drunk by noon
   E minorEm    G+G    D MajorD