Smokers Song chords by Hamish Imlach

Tuning: EADGBE

Intro:
C  G  C  G  x3

Verse:
    C     G      C
Now I'm a social outcast
  F          C
A modern-day refugee
F            G            F           G
Joy turns to gloom when I walk into a room
     D                        G
They all turn their back upon me
C         G         C
I'm not a thug or a mugger
     F                   Em
I've not murdered anyone yet
    F         F           G             Am
But you would think I was Charles bloody Manson
     D            G      C    A
When I light up a cigarette

Bridge:
D  G  C  G

Verse:
C                   G          C
Some folk get their kicks from alcohol
F                          C
Some stuff their nose with cocaine
F              G            F     G
Some folk like knocking old women about
D                          G
Some like tae batter their weans
        C           G          C
There's masochists, sadists or rapists
F                          Em
Folk that like dressing in drag
F            F     G             Am
I'm no' like them, that's no' my game
      D             G              C    A
Gimme peace just to light one more fag

Bridge:
D  G  C  G

Verse:
        C              G        C
You can snuff it doing too much exercise
        F                  C
You can snuff it not doing enough
        F           G          F
You can snuff it by eating too little
    G             D                   G
You know, you can snuff it eating too much
        C        G           C
You can snuff it staying out late at night
        F                      Em
You can snuff it lying in your bed
      F      F              G            Am
So my way of snuffing is to keep right on puffing
     D     G          C    A
It's on my own bloody head
     D     G          C    G
It's on my own bloody head

Outro:
        C           G       C
Spare a thought for all the smokers
F                       C
Doing their bit for the Crown
F        G      F             G
Remember when a smoker lights up
     D            G          C    A
He's keeping your income tax down

Yes he is
     D            G          C