Cod Liver Oil And Orange Juice chords by Hamish Imlach

• Capo on 3rd

[1] = an approximation. If you’re looking for a lumber (or a "bag-off"),
you’re out for the night hoping to hook up with a member off the opposite
sex with a view to having a (often temporary) sexual liaison.
[2] = dunny: a passage or basement in a tenement building.
[3] = cludgie: an outside toilet in a tenement building

B7


[EM]

1)   EM
Well, oot of the east, there came a hard man,
	G
Ohhoohh, all the way from Brigton
    G
Ahhahh, glory hallelujah,
	EM
Cod liver oil and the orange juice.

 2)   EM
Well, he went intae a pub and he come oot paralytic,
 G
Ohhoohh, VP and cider,
G
Aahhahh, what a hell of a mixture,
	EM
Cod liver oil and the orange juice.

‘Sex rears its ugly head now!"

3)   EM
Does this bus go to the Danister Parlae
G
Ohhoohh, I’m lookin’ for a lumber,
G
Ahhahh, glory hallelujah,
	EM
Cod liver oil and the orange juice.

 "Eyes up the talent, and lo, and behold..."

4)   EM
 In the dancin’ he met Hairy Mary,
G
Ohhohh, the flo(w)er o’ the Gorbels,
G
Ahhahh, glory hallelujah,
	EM
Cod liver oil and the orange juice.

Spoken: "He chats her up.."

5)   EM
"Ah, noo, Mary, are ye dancin’?"
G
"Oh, no, it’s jest the way I’m standin’"
G
Ahhahh, glory hallelujah,
	EM
Cod liver oil and the orange juice.

"Rebuffed!"

6)   EM
"Well, then, Mary, you’re one in a million",
G
"Ohhohh, so’s yer chances!"
G
Ahhahh, glory hallelujah,
	EM
Cod liver oil and the orange juice.

"Rebuffed again!"

7)   EM
"Well, then, Mary, can I run ye hame?
G
Ohhoohh, I’ve got a pair of sandshoes
G
Aahhaahh," yer hell of a funny..."
	EM
Cod liver oil and the orange juice.

"Never say die; sways aboot non-chalantly pickin’ his nails wi’ ’is bayonet; an ’e
knocks ’er off!..."

8)   EM
Well, doon through the back close, and intae the dunny,
  G
Ohhoohh, it wasnae for the first time,
G
Ahhahh, glory hallelujah,
	EM
Cod liver oil and the orange juice.

9)   EM
Then oot came her mammy, she was goin’ tae the cludgie
G
Ohhoohh, I half-buggered off Sharpish
 G
Ahhahh, glory hallelujah,
	EM
Cod liver oil and the orange juice.
 

10)   EM
    Noo Hairy Mary’s lookin’ for her hard man
 G
Ohhoohh, he’s joined the Foreign Legion
  G
Aahhaahh, Sahara under a camel
	EM
Cod liver oil and the orange juice

11)   EM
Then Hairy Mary had a little baby,
G
Ohhoohh, his father’s in the army,
G
Aahhaahh, glory hallelujah,
	EM
Cod liver oil and the orange juice.