Don't Touch My Bikini chords by The Halo Benders

• Key: D
• Difficulty: Intermediate 💪

Primary Lyrics= Calvin Johnson
(in parentheses)= Doug Martsch
CAPS= Both

Verse 1:
N.C.
You can feed me
You can breed me
You can need me
You can read me
Or Dutch treat me (You can)
Even better (Treat me)
Make a movie (Better)
Mail a letter (Than your)
          A
You're so groupie (Groupie)
     C
MISBEHAVING
        G
SOCK IT TO ME
       D
DOUBLE DATING
    A
Overstaying
       C
Always waiting (Over Staying)
        G
You can BREAK ME
        F
You can RAVE ME
        A
You can TRADE ME
        C
You can SAVE ME
    G
Overrate me
    D
Celebrating
      A
A NEW SATAN
        C
All the trimmings
      G
Extra sinning
      F
Total fitness
        A
Keep on WALKING (talking)
       C
Need a witness
        G
Keep on talking (witness)
        D
Skin is FEELING
        A
Getting ROTTEN
Em    C
GOT A FEELING
       G              F
YOU'VE REALLY STARTED SOMETHING

A  C  G  D  A  C  G*

Chorus 1:
F#m   E          D
DON'T TOUCH MY BIKINI
       F#m            E
Better smile when you see me
        D
You can stare
That's a freebie
F#m   E        D
DON'T TOUCH MY BIKINI
F#m        E
Looking is free
    D
But touchin's gonna cost you somethin'

B  F#m  G  A x4

Verse 2:
        C
Getting CRANKY
       G
Need a SPANKY
       D
Got no HEATER
      A
Extra BLANKEY
        C
Parking meter (meter)
      G
Go to heaven (heaven)
      F
Go to Paris (Paris)
  A
7-11
      C
Roger Maris (Maris)
       G
Take a cop car (cop car)
       D
Take a post card (post card)
          A
You're so heavy (heavy)
          C
You're so honey (honey)
        G
Getting ready (ready)
       F
Easter bunny (bunny)
        A
Rocking steady (steady)
       C
Making money (money)
         G
Toasting VEGANS
           D
THAT'S NOT FUNNY
       A
Skater Betty (Betty)
        C
Way too sexy (sexy)
          G
You're so on it (on it)
          F
You're so honest (honest)
        A
You can fold me (fold me)
        C
You can scold me (scold me)
        G              D
All the teachers never told me (told me)
      A
Heavy BREATHING
        C
Hunting SEASON
           G*
There's no REASON
WE CAN'T FORM A PLAN

A  C  G  D  A  C  G*

Chorus 2:
F#m   E            D
DON'T TOUCH MY GRAFFITI
F#m          E
Smile if you dare
     D
Oily oinkers everywhere
F#m  E                   D
KEEP WATCH WHEN YOU GRAFFFITI
F#m              E
Next time you'll learn
     D
That touchin's gonna cost you somethin'

B  F#m  G  A x4

Verse 3:
          C
YOU'RE SO NUTTY
        G
You can aid me (aid me)
          D
You're my buddy (my buddy)
        A
You can haze me (haze me)
          C
When it's sunny (sunny)
          G
When it's raining (raining)
          F          A
There's nobody I can turn to (body-turn to)
      C
Heavy breathing (breathing)
       G
Sunday meeting (meeting)
  D
A proceeding (proceeding)
       A
Proper breeding (breeding)
        C
You can feed me (feed me)
        G
You can read me (read me)
       F
Do you need me (need me)
        A
You can trade me (trade me)
       C
Double date it (date it)
      G
Total fitness (fitness)
     D
Misbehaving (behaving)
       A
Need a WITNESS
       C
Bake a COOKIE
        G
You can MAKE ME
         F
Get some NOOKIE
        A
You can MAKE ME
         C
When the FEELING
    G
OverTAKES ME
          D
There's noBODY
        A
Who can BREAK ME
         C
Like you BREAK ME
         G
When you HATE ME
      F         E
EXTRA CRAZY ON TOP