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Verse 1:
C
Oh the little lady preacher from the
F
Limestone
C
Church
I'll never forget her I
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guess
She
C
preached each Sunday morning on
F
the local rad
C
io
With a big black Bible and
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a snow white
C
dress
Verse 2:
C
She was
F
nineteen years of age and was
C
developed to a fault
But I will admit she knew the Bible
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well
A
F
little white lace hankie marked the
C
text that she would use
She´d breathe into that microphone and
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send us all to
C
hell
Verse 3:
C
She had a guitar picker by the
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name of Luther
C
Short
A hairy legged soul lost out in
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sin
She would
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turn and smile at Luther when the
F
program would
C
commence
With a voice as sweet as angels' she would
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break out in a
C
hymn
Verse 4:
C
I was
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picking for her too with what we
C
called the doghouse bass
I clung to every word that passed her
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lips
She
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was down on booze and cigarettes and
C
high on days to come
And she'd punctuate the prophecy with
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movements of her
C
hips
Verse 5:
C
The Lord knows how I loved her he was
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there each time she
C
preached
But old Luther took her home each Sunday
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morn
Looking
C
back I still recall the way it
F
hurt my tender
C
pride
I longed to be a hero but they're
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made not
C
born
Verse 6:
C
Some
F
times old Luther showed up at the
C
studio half tight
And smoking was a thing he liked to
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do
She
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never said a word to him but
C
said a prayer for me
I told her in a way that I've been
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praying for her
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too
Verse 7:
C
One Sunday her old man showed up and
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said that she was
C
gone
Said she and brother Luther had a
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call
I
C
can see me standing in that
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studio that
C
day
I had to face the heartbreak unem
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ployment and
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all
Verse 8:
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I
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don't know where they are cause I
C
ain't seen them people since
Lord if I judge 'em let me give 'em lots of
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room
I
F
know Luther Short and he's a
C
hard old boy to change
And I've often sat and wondered who it
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was converted
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who
Song History
Last Updated: September 10, 2025