The Announcement chords by Half Man Half Biscuit

Intro

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Verse
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He used to wear Trespass and shop at the Aldi
D
Now he's the joker in the clubhouse at Caldy
    A
His hair was receding; his face it descended
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Now he's been up to Rodney Street and had it all mended
   A
He used to walk home with a chop suey roll
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Now he's in Sheldrake?s devouring his soul
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His mate?s got a six-berth in Kinmel Bay
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And for the last week in August that?s where he'd stay
    A
But now it's a fortnight in tropical climes
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Raising of a lager and here?s to the times
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But the worried demeanour as I went through his turnstile
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Was clarified later when I heard the announcement:

Instrumental
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 ?John MacNamara, John MacNamara
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 John MacNamara to the cash office please.
G          C7   G          C7
 John MacNamara, John MacNamara
G          C7  D7                  G
 John MacNamara to the cash office please.
D7                  G
 To the cash office please
D7                  G         G
 To the cash office please?.