Swerving The Checkatrade chords by Half Man Half Biscuit

Intro: F    F7    F    F7    F    F7    F    F7

verse 1
  F
I heard you walking down our street
  Dm
Emphatic boots on massive feet
  Bb            Gm                C7
Instinctively I knew what would ensue:
    F
I?d have to strap on my guitar
    Dm              A
And tell the people near and far
     Bb                  C7              F     C7
?I?d like to swerve the Checkatrade with you?.

F                         Dm
 Swerving the Checkatrade, swerving the Checkatrade
Bb            Gm               C7
 Swerving the Checkatrade with you
   F               A
My heart is like a hand grenade
   Dm                   Bb
My head feels like it?s been waylaid
Gm            C7               F    C7
 Swerving the Checkatrade with you.

verse 2
    F
I?d followed you for half a mile
    Dm
And in what seemed like quite a while
  Bb             Gm               C7
I found a way in which to tell it true:
      F              A
Oh, I like a pint, I like a brawl
  Dm               A
I like a scone but most of all
    Bb                 C7               F    C7
I?d like to swerve the Checkatrade with you.


     F                         Dm
Yeah, swerving the Checkatrade, swerving the Checkatrade
Bb         Gm              C7
 So we may get to bill and coo
    F                  A
I?d weighed up all the pro?s and con?s
   Dm                Bb
Of watching th?under twenty-ones
Gm            C7               F    C7
 Swerving the Checkatrade with you.

Outro
    F
Oh, let me gaze upon your curves
  Dm               Bb
Instead of Ipswich Town reserves
Gm            C7               F    A
 Swerving the Checkatrade with you??
Gm            C7               F    A
 Swerving the Checkatrade with you??
Gm            C7               F
 Swerving the Checkatrade with you.