Song Of Encouragement For The Orme Ascent tab by Half Man Half Biscuit

G
 Well, I just cycled in to the pine floored living room

Pissed on the mystics; scoffed at the Hockney.
Em
Took all the road signs back to the council
       G                     D7
Put my foot through the TV - not that they’d noticed.
G
Winced at the film trivia book at the bog-side
D7
Burst all the bean bags; smoked all the French fags
G
 Hey, Mr. Gauloises - ou est le hubcaps?
D7  G   D7  G   D7  G   D7  G
Aah…..  Aah…..  Aah…..  Aah…..

G
 I scream, you scream, we all scream for I Ching

And spag bol and Soulmates and Persian cats.
          Em
There’s a ghost with a conscience, a fridge full of nonsense.
G
 Here’s to your world view, the one in which you
D7
Feel there should be a saxophone in the corner,
G
 Say that again and I’ll generalise ya.
D7  G   D7  G   D7  G   D7  G    G
Aah…..  Aah…..  Aah…..  Aah…..