Quality Janitor Chords by Half Man Half Biscuit

Quality Janitor chords by Half Man Half Biscuit

Guitar chords with lyrics

Intro:

G  C D   (x12)

G                       C        D         G     C D
Get on my fun bus, I’ll take you all for a ride
     G                  C       D          G      C D
I’ll tell you about the Cuban’s eight-foot stride
G                C        D      G     C D
Punch me harder, I didn’t feel a thing
G               C           D     G     C D
All the kids appreciate the joy I bring.


G               C D
I’m always happy
G             C D
Ever so happy
        G                 C D
There’s no-one more happy
      G              C D
I’m a comedy grandad.

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Instrumental:

G  C D (x4)

G                    C          D          G   C D
Same old Northerner, always got nothing to say
G              C          D         G   C D
All the same I think I’ll say it anyway
G             C   D           G         C   D
Witness these overalls, these navy-blue overalls.

G              C D
I’m never happy
G                C D
Never been happy
     G                 C D
It’s not in my contract
         G                        C         D
I’ve got two big keys and they’re both dead big
      G              C D
I’m a quality janitor.


Instrumental:

G  C D (x8)

G                 C              D            G    C D
Just after dusk I swing from the wrought iron gates
    G                         C        D              G    C D
And remember the five o’clock tea-time smell of the estate.


G                 C D
I’m always running
G                   C D
All knees and elbows
      G                     C D
Got a stick with a spike on
G             C        D    G  C D
Cartoon ducks laugh at me.


      G                 C      D           G    C D
I’m a comedy parkie and nobody loves me anymore,
  G                 C      D           G    C D
A comedy parkie and nobody loves me anymore.


Instrumental:

G  C D (x8)

G      C        D  G    C D
Nobody loves me anymore
G      C        D  G    C D
Nobody loves me anymore
        G                C       D      G    C D
I’m the man who put Nick Straker on the floor
    G      C        D  G     C D
But nobody loves me anymore.


Instrumental:

Last updated: May 10, 2016

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