Paradise Lost You're The Reason Why chords by Half Man Half Biscuit

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Well you say you only watch documentaries
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And that bad cold you've got - that's the flu
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And that book that you foisted upon me
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I'll never read it, will you?
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Did you play in the Garden of Eden?
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Were the goalkeeper's gloves to you tossed?
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'Cos it seems to me you're the reason
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You're the reason why Paradise Lost.
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Was it you who invented the school run?
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At the Laboratoires Garnier, Gaul?
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And is it you who's to stone for the motorway cone
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Barry Venison and Davina McCall?
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Did you play in the Garden of Eden?
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Were the goalkeeper's gloves to you tossed?
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'Cos it seems to me you're the reason
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You're the reason why Paradise Lost.

Ah,regain it for me Rodney!    (instr. A E E A A D A E A)
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Well we've both seen your personalised reg plates
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And it's not the worst crime I agree
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But we both know full well that it really should spell
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T-W-A-T O-N-E.
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Did you play in the Garden of Eden?
         E                          A
Were the goalkeeper's gloves to you tossed?
        D                      A
'Cos it seems to me you're the reason
                      E        A
You're the reason why Paradise Lost.
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You're the reason why Paradise Lost,
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