On Passing Lilac Urine chords by Half Man Half Biscuit

[Intro]

D   G D    D  G A


[Verse]

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Certain things have always been and ever more shall be
D                                   G            A
Walking down this country lane I’ll almost guarantee
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North, South, East, West, twixt twelve and two
          D                                    G            A       D
There’s a water board man in a water board van using up his hour in lieu.

[Instrumental]

D   G D   D  G A


[Verse]

D                           G                  A
Don’t get too excited boy although it’s nearly spring
         D                             G               A
‘Cos the serpent also hisses where the sweet birds can sing
D                 G                 A
Some say some day one of these fine nights
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The council’s gonna ask Radiohead to switch off Blackpool lights.


I’m Slim Shady; I’m the real Slim Shady

The other Slim Shady’s gone to play tennis.

[Instrumental]

Em G  Em G  Em G A


[Verse]

D                            G                  A
I keep well away from places where they tend to wear
D                               G              A
Glasses I am certain they don’t really need to wear
D              G          A
Feng Shui? OK, grab the DVD
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Keep it upstairs till the bailiff’s been and I’ll make herbal tea.