Mr Caves A Window Cleaner Now tab by Half Man Half Biscuit

[Verse 1]

Bb
    Oh, gangway,   I’m coming through, ooh!

Hey hey hey.  Hey hey hey

Hey hey hey.  Hey hey hey.

If there’s one thing that I like,  it’s driving around on my motorbike


[Verse 2]

Bb
I am the speed king, I am the speed king, ooh.

Oh, release the pigeons; oh, mother!

Hey hey hey, ooh,  Hey hey hey, oh yeah.

Oh, never touched me.


[Verse 3]

Bb
It’s turned out nice again.  It’s turned out nice again

It’s turned out nice again.  It’s turned out nice again, yeah.

Oh, I got a picture of a girl next door

With my little stick of Ayres Rock.  With my little stick of Ayres Rock


[Bridge]

Bb
Rock, rock, ooh, yeah.

I heard her laughing

And I heard her screaming

And I found her bleeding

And she wasn’t breathing


[Verse 4]

Bb
So I did what I could with my gas mask

Yeah I did what I could with my gas mask

Gas mask.

Yeah, ooh.

Ooh.


[Verse 5]

Bb
Hey hey hey, yeah

Oh if you can see what I can see

Oh if you can see what I can see