Monmore Hares Running chords by Half Man Half Biscuit

Intro: D


D                 Em      F            D
Dream therapists, is your lucky number seven
   Em          G              F        Bb
By any chance? Do you think I once saw heaven
                        A                              D
During critical surgery when I walked towards a bright light?
                 Em         F               D
Can’t get a hit? Seems like what you got to do
          Em              G          F          Bb
Is dial a Weller-gram and he’ll turn up at your show
                             A
Quite possibly, acoustically get up on the stage

      D          A       Em          G    A
And declare your band to be a really good band;
D    A        Em       A
Fine shoes; incredible tunes.
D               A         Em    A
Have a glass of Sass with Paolo Hewitt,
D          A         Em    A
Flirt with brass and later rue it.


G              Em
Wouldn’t it be nice to get home for Neighbours?
G              Em      A               A7       D     A  G  A
Wouldn’t it be nice to play the Albert Hall for ever,
    D     A  G  A      D
And ever?


D               Em         F             D
Shit Sellotape, just don’t know where it begins
         Em             G        F               Bb
And even when you do it keeps on straying to the side
                        A
Good quality stationery never comes to my house.
D              Em       F                D
In bed again – can’t be bothered getting up
          Em         G        F               Bb
Swing the lead again I’m just waiting for the man
                        A
From Camelot telling me that I’ve won the Lottery.


D     A         Em             G   A
Let’s trash the murder mystery weekend
D     A       Em              A
Let’s stage a couldn’t-give-a-thon
D            A             Em     A
Summertime’s here and I’ve got no hassle
D            A         Em     A
I could be a Goth on a bouncy castle.
G              Em
Wouldn’t it be nice to call off the barn dance?
G              Em      A            A7      D       A  G  A  D  A  G  A  D
Wouldn’t it be nice to sabotage the hot pot supper?


Instrumental:

D  A  Em  G A D  A  Em  A  D  A  Em  A  D  A  Em  D


D               A       D                A
Monmore, hare’s running, Monmore, hare’s running,
D               A       D                A
Monmore, hare’s running, Monmore, hare’s running,
D               A       D                A
Monmore, hare’s running, Monmore, hare’s running,
D               A       D                A         D  A (x8) D