Let's Not chords by Half Man Half Biscuit

A         G        D        A            G         D
Me and my motor neurone, we just want to be on our own
G                    D
Without Ian "Sludge" Lees.
A            D           A                     D
Let's not go out tonight; there's a great film on tonight
A                   D              A                          D
About a couple on a caravan holiday with Peter Grummitt as an acid casualty,
G                       D     G               A
Set in Norfolk and it's called "Godzilla Eats Diss".
A                         D           A                     D
Don't know much about the Highway Code and I've never read "On The Road"
A                   D              A                          D
I don't read I just memorise names so I can stagger through bohemian games
       G                     D    G                          A    A7
And I'm going nowhere really slow - the last man who went to mow, oh
D               Am          C             G                  D
Come on into my world where everything is done without Carla Lane
                Am          C              G~                       D      A
Come on into my world where Vanburn Holder joins a local grindcore outfit.

(instr D A, D A, D A)
A                 D           A      D
All my dreams are nondescript
A                D            A                   D
In "Nothing-Much-Next-The-Sea" I saw Jesus but he didn't see me
G                            D     G                A    A7
If looks could kill I'd be alright, oh let there be light.
D               Am          C             G                  D
Come on into my world where everything is done without Carla Lane
                Am          C              G~                       D      A
Come on into my world where Vanburn Holder joins a local grindcore outfit.

(instr D A, D A, D A)
D               Am     D               Am
Come on into my world, come on into my world
D               Am     D               Am
Come on into my world, come on into my world.
      D              Am      D               Am
Where Vanburn Holder joins a local grindcore outfit
      D             Am       D         Am
Where everythink is done without Carla Lane
  D                    Am      D                     Am
A world in which Grant Baynham burns in front of his children.
D               Am     D               Am
Come on into my world, come on into my world
D               Am     D               Am
Come on into my world, come on into my world.
D               Am          C             G                  D
Come on into my world where everything is done without Carla Lane
                Am          C
Come on into my world where Vanburn Holder
G~                                                    D       A
Joins a local, joins a local, joins a local grindcore outfit.

D A, D A, D A, A7 D