I Hate Nerys Hughes From The Heart tab by Half Man Half Biscuit

[Intro]

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St. Vitus came to my town and visited the cemetery
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The dead got up and everything became one big cacophony
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They all went down the Social and they claimed their Supplementary
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And all the necrophiliacs were walking round in misery.

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The rattling mass of calcium went shopping in the Superstore
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Careering down the aisles like one big psychopathic carnivore
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The shelf stacker's work of art in ecstasy crashed to the floor
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And meanwhile the Saint was going crazy at the fire door.

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Ah, the beautiful sparkling healthy spa water of Bath, in Avon.


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I hate Nerys Hughes
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I hate Nerys Hughes
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I hate Nerys Hughes
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I hate Nerys Hughes.