Horror Clowns Are Dickheads chords by Half Man Half Biscuit

• Difficulty: Beginner

Intro:

G     Bm     C     G    Em    A     D D7  G
G     Bm     C     G    Em    A     D D7  G
D D
D D
D D
C Bm

Chorus:
G                 Bm        C               G
Horror clowns are dickheads;  you know it’s true
    Em              A              D        D7       G
And if you’ve got a phobia of them you’re a dickhead too.

Instr:
G     Bm     C     G    Em    A     D D7  G

Verse 1:
D                                 G
Chainsaw wielding evil freaks who chase you through the station
   Em                                A         D
Or just some boring no accounts with poor imagination.

Chorus:
G                 Bm        C               G
Horror clowns are dickheads;  you know it’s true
    Em              A              D        D7       G
And if you’ve got a phobia of them you’re a dickhead too.

Verse 2:
D                              G
Mother Mary, meek and mild got lost at Farmageddon
Em                            A                 D
Toe to toe with Pennywise she kicked his  fuzzy head in, singin’

Chorus:
G                 Bm        C               G
Horror clowns are dickheads;  you know it’s true
    Em              A              D        D7       G
And if you’ve got a phobia of them you’re a dickhead too.

Instr:
G     Bm     C     G    Em    A     D D7  G
G     Bm     C     G    Em    A     D D7  G

Break:
D
Don’t go worrying and don’t be wary
B
They have never been remotely scary.
G                        D
Hardly M R James, hardly Edgar Allan Poe
Em           A                             D     D7
Get a decent mob together they don’t wanna know, oh

Outro:
G                 D         B7              C
Horror clowns are dickheads;  you know it’s true
    Em              A              D        D7       G
And if you’ve got a phobia of them you’re a dickhead too.
      D        D7       G
Yeah, you’re a dickhead too
      Am              G        G D7 G
Yeah, you’re