Horror Clowns Are Dickheads Chords by Half Man Half Biscuit

Horror Clowns Are Dickheads Chords

by Half Man Half Biscuit

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Intro: G Bm C G Em A D D7 G G Bm C G Em A D D7 G D D D D D D C Bm Chorus: G Bm C G Horror clowns are dickheads; you know it’s true Em A D D7 G And if you’ve got a phobia of them you’re a dickhead too. Instr: G Bm C G Em A D D7 G Verse 1: D G Chainsaw wielding evil freaks who chase you through the station Em A D Or just some boring no accounts with poor imagination.
Chorus: G Bm C G Horror clowns are dickheads; you know it’s true Em A D D7 G And if you’ve got a phobia of them you’re a dickhead too. Verse 2: D G Mother Mary, meek and mild got lost at Farmageddon Em A D Toe to toe with Pennywise she kicked his fuzzy head in, singin’ Chorus: G Bm C G Horror clowns are dickheads; you know it’s true Em A D D7 G And if you’ve got a phobia of them you’re a dickhead too. Instr: G Bm C G Em A D D7 G G Bm C G Em A D D7 G Break: D Don’t go worrying and don’t be wary B They have never been remotely scary. G D Hardly M R James, hardly Edgar Allan Poe Em A D D7 Get a decent mob together they don’t wanna know, oh Outro: G D B7 C Horror clowns are dickheads; you know it’s true Em A D D7 G And if you’ve got a phobia of them you’re a dickhead too. D D7 G Yeah, you’re a dickhead too Am G G D7 G Yeah, you’re

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Published: June 15, 2025
Last Updated: September 10, 2025