Epiphany chords by Half Man Half Biscuit

Intro 1:
(Talking)

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      I can recall the day quite clearly. A Friday in July. A sweltering eighty degrees.
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Martin Jarvis was completing his week in dictionary corner; he’d been reassuringly average.
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Somewhere in the Shires, surgeons had entered the mind of Mr Stinchcombe and found black apes,
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gibbering on dark lawns. I’d spent the afternoon becoming increasingly frustrated with the
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grooming agitator on my lime Dyson. I was due in Parbold at seven fifteen, and wasn’t going to make it.
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Telephoning the person who needed to know this, I found myself caught up on a crossed line,
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something I’d not experienced for years. I listened in with quiet delight.

Intro 1 cont.:
(Talking)

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It appeared that someone called Bill, whilst out walking the bounds that morning,
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had looked in to Top Acre, and been horrified to see the almost visible ribcage of a foal,
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which belonged to the straggle-haired girl from Keeper’s cottage, whose name,
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if this was a Helen Fielding novel, would be something like ‘Martha Flanagan’.
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But the countryside is never as romantic as townsfolk believe it to be,
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and the girl’s name was Karen Henderson. On closer inspection of the poor emaciated beast,
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it was agreed that a visit upon the child’s father was in order.
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Not a mission to relish apparently, as the man in question was affected by a strange disquiet,
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which gnawed away at his faith, and it was rumoured his days were spent sucking on the
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bleached bones of his dead mates, whilst writing songs for the hospice – one of which goes like this:


Verse 1:

                    E        Am                         E        Am
Na na na na na na na na na na na,   Na na na na na na na na na na na
                     E        Am                         E        Am
Na na na na na na na na na na na,   Na na na na na na na na na na na.

Oh sucking on the bleached bones of my dead mates
                                            E                         Am
Trying to get to Parbold for a quarter past seven, and it isn’t gonna happen.


Verse 2:

           E                       Am         E
Hospice, I think you’re marvellous, hospice I sing your praises
Am       E                 Am               E
 On high days and holidays; I big you up on high days and holidays
Am                E                 Am                 E
 I hear you go on some good outings; I’d like to go on one of your outings
Am                          E
 Please take me with you on one of your outings.


Chorus:

A               D        A       E
 I heard you’re going to Billing Aquadrome
A              D        A       E
 I hear you’re going to Billing Aquadrome
A           D       A       E
 I’ve never been to Billing Aquadrome
A          D           A       E
 Let me go with you to Billing Aquadrome
A              D     A       E        A D A E    A D A E
 Please let me go to Billing Aquadrome……………..


Coda:

        A       D         A       E
I’ll be busking this at Embankment
        A       D         A       E
I’ll be busking this at Embankment
        A       D         A        E      A     D A E  A D A E
I’ll be busking this at Embankment tube tomorrow.
A            D     A  E  A   D