Don't Get Me Wrong Yvonne chords by Half Man Half Biscuit

• Difficulty: Beginner

Key: E

Intro:
E A F#m B
E A F#m B
E A F#m B
E A F#m B

Verse 1:
    E  A  F#m  B         E  A  F#m  B
I assume         you’re aware
       E          A         F#m        B
It was me who was hovering around your bins
       E          A              F#m    B       E  A  F#m  B
It was me who was bothering your online friends
G               B    G                    B
 Everybody stay calm; nobody comes to any harm
E     A      F#m  B  E        A            F#m  B  E  A  F#m  B
 It’s just a torch   shooting out a little beam.

Verse 2:
         E  A  F#m  B    E   A  F#m  B
And I suppose         in time
          E       A             F#m     B
You could be wild swimming in a far off tarn
E        A          F#m    B
 And by chance in a nearby barn
G                            B    G                     B
 But I’m not gonna know it’s you – I’m not gonna have a clue
E     A         F#m           B             E    A  F#m  B
 It’s all in my head, it will never come to pass.
E  A  F#m  B

Chorus:
E   A                F#m    B
 Oh-oh, don’t get me wrong Yvonne
A                            F#m  B
I’m not holding out for your love
E   A               F#m   B
 Oh-oh, it’s just a song Yvonne
  A                B           E       F#m
Tomorrow you’ll be back in the arms of Clive
    A               B               E   B7
And I’ll be heading straight to the jug.

[Break]
E  A  F#m  B
E  A  F#m  B

A   E    A   E    G         F#m   B   B7
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh.

Verse 3:
E  A       F#m            B           E     A  F#m  B
 I hold no grudge; I have nothing to avenge
E     A        F#m      B             E     A  F#m  B
 On a houseboat between Beckenham and Penge
G               B     G                           B
 I’m a low-born churl, the one who never gets the girl
E     A      F#m  B     E       A         F#m  B   E  A  F#m  B
 This rictus grin, it’s such an amateur veneer.

Chorus:
E  A                F#m    B
Oh-oh, don’t get me wrong Yvonne
A                            F#m  B
I’m not holding out for your love
E  A               F#m   B
Oh-oh, it’s just a song Yvonne
  A                B           E       F#m
Tomorrow you’ll be back in the arms of Clive
    A               B               E   B7
And I’ll be heading straight to the jug.

[Instr]
E  A  F#m  B
E  A  F#m  B
E  A  F#m  B
E  A  F#m  B

[Coda]
E      A      F#m    B     E      A      F#m   B
 Don’t get me wrong Yvonne – it’s just a song Yvonne
E      A      F#m    B     E      A      F#m   B
 Don’t get me wrong Yvonne – it’s just a song Yvonne
E      A      F#m    B     E      A      F#m   B
 Don’t get me wrong Yvonne – it’s just a song Yvonne
E      A      F#m    B     E      A      F#m  B
 Don’t get me wrong Yvonne – it’s just a song.

Outro:
E    A    F#m    B
E    A    F#m    B
E    A    F#m    B
E    A    F#m B7
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