Bottleneck At Capel Curig chords by Half Man Half Biscuit

We didn't see the summer sun, we didn't speak to any one
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The caravan was on it's own, we didn't have a telephone.
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That's why I'd never liked the Mini, that's why I'm into Sleater Kinney
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From holidays when I was small. the only thing that I recall

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Bottleneck at Capel Curig, bottleneck at Capel Curig
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Bottleneck at Capel Curig, Neil Morrisey's a knobhead.

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I got a job in Aberdeen, I was only seventeen
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I met a girl on halloween, she was nowhere to be seen.
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Disappeared down a sewer, I sent my brother to pursue her
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They ran away and fell in love, I hope they're in the middle of

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A bottleneck at Capel Curig, bottleneck at Capel Curig
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Bottleneck at Capel Curig, fate decrees they're in Hawaii.

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Now I'm living on my own, scared of dying all alone
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I haven't got a telephone, if I did it wouldn't ring.
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Seeing that I'm on the way out, I'm gonna take me for a day out
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I wanna wash away my sin, so I'm not forever in

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A bottleneck at Capel Curig, bottleneck at Capel Curig
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Bottleneck at Capel Curig, my shame will cause
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A bottleneck at Capel Curig, bottleneck at Capel Curig
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Bottleneck at Capel Curig - ig - ig - ig - ig.