Alehouse Futsal chords by Half Man Half Biscuit

Intro: G  D G   D G   D G   D

verse 1

G
 I wanna kill your Sunday morning, call dusk on a new age dawning
C                                      G
 I don't care what's comin? around the bend;
C                             G
I speak ill to eke out my stipend.
     D
It's good to be lost, I don't wanna be found
C
 And when laugh time comes around
G              D7       G       D G   D G   D G   D
 I'll give you alehouse futsal.

verse 2

G
 Your softly spoken friends, their fortnight in the Fens
     C                    G
Your time slip stories I avow
    C                      G
Are boring the arse off me now.
          D
I'm gonna put up a wall in your through lounge
C
 My animosity knows no bounds
G                   D7       G      D
 I'm gonna give you alehouse futsal.

INSTR

C   F C   F C   F G   D G   D

verse 3

G
Picnics with craft beer, Elbow in Delamere
     C               G  C               G
Your brand new 10K P.B. Haile Gebrselassie
D                           C
When you try combining that cloud with silver lining
G               D        G              D
 Gonna give you alehouse, I'll give you alehouse
G               D7       G       Bb   C  D G   D G   D G   D G
 Gonna give you alehouse futsal.