A Shropshire Lad chords by Half Man Half Biscuit

Em
Second greatest time I had was when they asked me and my dad
To organise a festival along the lines of Donnington.
We took Chirk Airfield as our site, booked the bands we thought were right
Received the long-range from the Met ? they said it could be very wet.
With this in mind we thought it wise to call the whole caboodle off.
The greatest time I ever had was when we didn?t tell the bands.

Boom boom boom, let me hear you say hosepipe ban.

My childhood, my family, my screwed up relationships
My girlfriend, my boyfriend, my suicide to come.
The drugs hell, the drinks bill, Columbia Hotel rooms
I do believe I'm going to plan, what say we go the Isle of Man?

Man Man Man Man Man Man Man Welsh rockers
Man Man Man Welsh rockers, Man Man Man Welsh rockers
Rockers rockers rockers.

The Charlie in Bali, the Drake and the Superglue
The oneness in Stromness, the hits and the myths
These hand towels belong to my Islamic landlord.

Achtung, Edwardian lampoon
On no ? my head feels like sponge.